Oh, Ralph, you starry-eyed dreamer. The sheer amount of ridiculous optimism and faith in humanity is almost enough to make you gag. If your political views skew away from Mr. Nader's particular vision of utopia, there is no way you'd make it past even the first ten pages of this book. If you're a fan of his populist brand of civic-mindedness, you may still find yourself unable to get through a few chapters. This is not an elegently written novel, and is chock-full of tediously detailed speeches and proposals and philosophical political talk. It is essentially the Ralph Nader playbook, laid out in meticulous detail. An elaborate vision of how everything would play out if 17 American billionaires were suddenly possessed by the spirit of populist activism, and decided to spend their money on remaking America into a Naderian utopia.
What it lacks in style it makes for up with bountifully over-flowing substance. It would have been easy to award this 3 stars on its literary merits, but it earns the extra star (in my book anyway) just for the sheer gumption it required to concoct so many drastically optimistic assumptions about how easy it would be to get everyone in America to wake up and confront the corruption and massive ideological rut that corporate America represents. Much eye-rolling occured as I read how Nader posits one could potentially tackle everything from corporate welfare, campaign finance reform, political lobbyists, anti-union sentiments, third-party political candidates, negative political campaigning, ultra-conservative talk radio, green energy, to just about every other domestic political issue every politician has ever talked about for the last 30 years.
I recently read "Advise and Consent", a rather amazing novel that deals with politics by way of humanizing the various players on Capitol Hill as they work through a Senate confirmation hearing. In that work, author, Alan Drury, gets into the heads of several politicians and shows you all their perspectives on the issue and how their different backgrounds and philosophies and good intentions tangle together to create the chaotic and brilliant democracy that makes America great. Nader has written an equally political novel here, but he doesn't even attempt to show you all the shades of grey. Everything is black and white. This doesn't necessarily reflect the reality of democracy, but it does effectively demonstrate many of the injustices and inequalities present in our society. The CEOs and lobbyists and idealogue politicians of real life may not actually be the cartoon characters that Nader writes, but I don't think Nader is trying to accurately represent reality as much as he's trying to create some story-telling shortcuts that allow him to focus more on the specifics of his agenda.
And lord have mercy do you get the specifics of his agenda! One of the things most people probably don't realize about politicians and business-people is that success does not just fall into these people's laps. Success comes from hard work and meticulous planning and a patient, bull-headed, blunt-force approach to learning and strategizing and planning for all contigencies. The amazing thing about this book, and the very thing that will prevent most people from finishing it (or even picking it up in the first place), is that Nader shows you step by super-specific step exactly what would have to be done in order to inact his utopia. There are huge chunks of the work that read like detailed power-point slides. Here is a sample of dialogue from one of Nader's billionaires, Bill Cosby:
"One thing's for sure. We'll need every tool and idea we can muster to reach, inform, and organize the people. And we'll need all the power of the media and arts to immunize them against the anticipated pack of lies and smears and manipulative propaganda from the plutocrats. This is essential, to head off the master foolers who can command large audiences in every medium."
Who talks like that?? Certainly not Bill Cosby!! But all 17 of Nader billionaires do. And yet, in addition to spouting idealized platitudes about how to fight such a great and important battle, there are also big chunks of mind-numbingly practical idea-spouting that betray just how banal business and politics can be. Here is a passage were Warren Buffett explains how to keep one of the group's projects running smoothly:
"First, each Redirectional project will have one manager and one clerk - that is all. Their function will be to keep things moving, locate glitches, and report any crucial logjams or opposition to the Secretariat for higher-lever action. Keeping the staff slim accors with a managerial philosophy of devolution, which means always pushing the work and energy down to the community or to the best real-life platform. Otherwise we'll end up building a top-heavy apparatus, and we all know where that leads."
Boy do we.
Its almost absurd the sheer volume of practical thought Nader has put into how to manage the dozens of projects his billionaires put into play. But if you can wade through all the planning and meetings (the billionaires meet once a month in Maui to stay current on the progress of their plans, so there are no less than TEN such meetings described in every logistical detail!) you will be entertained to no end by some of the plans themselves.
Things like running Warren Beatty against Arnold in the Californian gubernatorial campaign. Its out there, but honestly, who wouldn't vote for Beatty if he rounded up dozens of billionaires in the state and got them all to donate all the money they saved in ill-gotten tax cuts back to the state treasury? That would never happen in a million years, but wouldn't it be cool if it did? Or Bill Cosby and Paul Newman trying to pass legislation to change the national song to "America the Beautiful" (which is far more peaceful and representative of the American ideal than the violent and militaristic "The Star Spangled Banner") and to change the end of the Pledge of Allegiance to "...and justice for SOME." Pie-in-the-sky? Absolutely! But for Nader, in addition to drawing attention to social injustices, it also works to distract conservative pundits while the less famous billionaires in the group (like Max Palevsky and Joe Jamail) organize labor groups on the down-low or develop strategies to widen access for the middle class and the poor to the legal system. And there's just something stupidly naive and charming about Yoko Ono designing logos that Nader describes as being so immediatley evocative of hope and peace and civic duty that millions of people will be wearing them on buttons and t-shirts in a few months time.
And the bad guys of the piece are so transparently evil, you can tell that Nader just tossed them in there for comic relief. He's pretty kind to some of his portrayals of a few corrupt politicians and even President Bush, all of whom see the error of their ways and give into the sweeping legistative agenda the Meliorists (what the billionaires decide to call themselves) set in motion. Our heroes are practically palling around with the President at the end of the novel. And one formerly corporate-owned politician practically makes a public apology declares himself for the opposition after being defeated in election by a third-party candidate. No, Nader saves his scorn for a few choice characature-villains, most notably Lancelot Lobo, a corporate raider who literally makes out with his pet pit-bull to relieve stress and has primal and uncontrollable yearnings for Yoko Ono. Again, the villany is so over-the-top, you can't believe Nader wants you to take it seriously. And although the biggest bad-guy is obviously fabricated, Nader does get in a few good licks on some real-life blowhards, who he cryptically calls Bush Bimbaugh and Pawn Vanity. And you know the author is just indulging himself when he has Ted Turner appear on Bimbaugh's show, then proceed to shove him into a corner and hijack his radio show for a few seconds.
In the end, its a combination of seemingly disparate elements that helped me to really enjoy this book. The meticulous detail of the plans, the audacity of the initiatives, the over-the-top flogging of the representative bad-guys. Somehow, it all worked for me.
This book isn't even close to being for everybody. But if you've ever wondered what the world would be like if really rich people suddenly became ultra-altruistic, and offered the lower and middle classes the same resources as big business uses to steer legislation in thier favor, then this is a fascinating read. If you like Ralph Nader even a little bit, then this book is a very detailed glimpse into how things would work if he had his way.