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That Time I Became Santa Claus
Welcome to retail during the holidays, or as I like to call it, the seventh circle of ho-ho-hell. I might be named Chris, but that’s about the only festive thing about me.
So you can imagine my surprise when a cigar-smoking elf shows up in my room and whisks me off to the North Pole. Not only is Santa real, but he’s dead, and guess who just got the job?
I’ve got twenty days to bulk up, suit up, and sack up… toy sack, that is. Except nobody ever told me the workshop had so many distracting employees, including an ice queen that’s hot enough to make me melt.
Yeah, Santa Claus is coming, and hopefully, it isn’t just to town.
Don't buy this book if you hate reindeer shifter sex, taming shrews, or you're a guy named Kyle.
So you can imagine my surprise when a cigar-smoking elf shows up in my room and whisks me off to the North Pole. Not only is Santa real, but he’s dead, and guess who just got the job?
I’ve got twenty days to bulk up, suit up, and sack up… toy sack, that is. Except nobody ever told me the workshop had so many distracting employees, including an ice queen that’s hot enough to make me melt.
Yeah, Santa Claus is coming, and hopefully, it isn’t just to town.
Don't buy this book if you hate reindeer shifter sex, taming shrews, or you're a guy named Kyle.
- GenresHarem
259 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 11, 2022
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December 18, 2022
I'm a sucker for a parody.
Whether it's films or books, I just have to give them a try. This one is pretty good. No major issues, no character flaws, no janky plot lines, this is just fine.
Whether it's films or books, I just have to give them a try. This one is pretty good. No major issues, no character flaws, no janky plot lines, this is just fine.
December 26, 2022
Santa I hope there’s more!!!
Don’t know why but loves this book! Prob Santa!! Good story can’t wait to see if another book this seems like a good book for series , I’ll wait and see while you pick up this Christmas gift and give it a read!?!
Don’t know why but loves this book! Prob Santa!! Good story can’t wait to see if another book this seems like a good book for series , I’ll wait and see while you pick up this Christmas gift and give it a read!?!
December 27, 2022
a Yuletide delight
This story hit exactly the spot I needed this Christmas. I was so glad I added it to my reading list. A fantastic spin on the passing of the Santa mantle that felt like a balanced mix of isekai Fantacy and Slice of life. I highly recommend
This story hit exactly the spot I needed this Christmas. I was so glad I added it to my reading list. A fantastic spin on the passing of the Santa mantle that felt like a balanced mix of isekai Fantacy and Slice of life. I highly recommend
February 1, 2023
Merry Christmas.
Best Christmas story ever! Sex, magic, warfare, and a
Merry Christmas. Why hasn’t this story been told before? Amazingly well done. The cliches and rhetoric were beautifully executed… thank you!
Best Christmas story ever! Sex, magic, warfare, and a
Merry Christmas. Why hasn’t this story been told before? Amazingly well done. The cliches and rhetoric were beautifully executed… thank you!
December 16, 2022
A fun, quick read
This book was a lot of fun. It's short, but still very fun. If you like Mr. Archers work, then you'll probably like this one.
This book was a lot of fun. It's short, but still very fun. If you like Mr. Archers work, then you'll probably like this one.
December 23, 2022
Funny and a good read
Good timing to read a Christmas story. Funny and full of jokes. I particularly like how the writer used the cartoon version of the North Pole as his setting.
Good timing to read a Christmas story. Funny and full of jokes. I particularly like how the writer used the cartoon version of the North Pole as his setting.
December 27, 2022
this was a laugh
Ho Ho Ho
A merry dirty christmas to all the sweet bimbos in this story. Ha hah ha. I hope for a sequel.
Ho Ho Ho
A merry dirty christmas to all the sweet bimbos in this story. Ha hah ha. I hope for a sequel.
January 1, 2023
Hilarious!
Funny and a bit bawdy, this story is a mix of various Santa legends with a spin..
A fun and easy read that's worth the time.
Funny and a bit bawdy, this story is a mix of various Santa legends with a spin..
A fun and easy read that's worth the time.
January 4, 2023
Santa Claus A Holiday
Saw it and had to read it during the holidays. Great read full of adventure, personal growth, and Christmas cheer.
Saw it and had to read it during the holidays. Great read full of adventure, personal growth, and Christmas cheer.
January 5, 2023
Turn about!
Very interesting characters and story line! Christmas would not be the same without Santa for many people. I Krmpus got what he deserved.
Very interesting characters and story line! Christmas would not be the same without Santa for many people. I Krmpus got what he deserved.
January 30, 2023
Such a silly story concept I had to read it!
Definitely a whole new look at Santa and Krampus. Great story that's overall very sulky and fun! I really enjoyed this!
Definitely a whole new look at Santa and Krampus. Great story that's overall very sulky and fun! I really enjoyed this!
February 9, 2023
Great read
It was a great read. Enjoyable story with a relatable hero and good story progression. Would like to see a sequel written.
It was a great read. Enjoyable story with a relatable hero and good story progression. Would like to see a sequel written.
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