To resist writing passionately about anything Italian is to lie. And while careful research melded with precise facts earn her an 'A' for thoroughness, Dianne Hales' expository descriptions of everything from language derivations to food, opera and art betray the very esssence of Italian and its organic nature, from its Umbrian-Etruscan origins to the modern day vernacular. Her staid style and prim manners place her readers forever on the periphery of this luscious, select topic: the multi-layered Italian language vis s vis twenty-five hundred years of cultural evolution.
Hales relies heavily upon the use of the word "sensual" rather than writing sensually, and thus she gravely fails her beloved topic. After twenty years of immersing herself in the study of all-things-Italian in both California and Italy ~ attending operas, exhibits, renting villas, eating the cuisine, making native Italian friends ~ she has written about the country which ardently emboldened the world with the ultimate definitions of both love and homocide, in the bloodless way a virgin would write about sex. A poignantly sharp obsession with one's topic is required to pierce the membrane of propriety on anything Italian, exposing the reader to its moist, seductive places ~ yet in this, the author has walked away with unstained hands.
The writer's mantra is, Don't tell it ~ show it. But beyond that, if one can't show it for practical reasons of time, space or personal preference, at the very least tell it with the tactile experience which all things Italian deserve. The gentle, understated images lightly traced by Hales may be safely appealing, but this at-arm's-length rendering completely abandons the bantering, edgy, wildly understated cleverness of the Italian language and its people. She relentlessly cites hundreds of word translations in the space of two hundred ninety pages, (all in italicised parenthesis) instead of footnotes; she reverts to cliches although her academic range suggests she need not. Mild laziness in writing is not acceptable in someone who demonstrates diligence in her research capacities.
The compilation of so much worthwhile data in a neat English language paperback is new; Hales' dumbing-herself-down to tell stories is wincingly improbable. How could she not know that "domani" means tomorrow, not "Mr. Domani"? Does the reader buy that she's bright enough to write books, but too dumb to carry a pocket guide on her first trip to Italy? Groan.
A book on Italian language must be a kaleidoscope of personal intrigues even at the academic level, as these are the fundamentals of bonafide Italians; these, we assume, provided the very seduction which beckoned the shy ingenue, Hales. But an author needs to grow through her writing. To grow means to divulge the truth, to recount gutsy tales such as a certain, unnamed professor who responded to a query on infidelity by saying, Ah, but the girl is only a mere parenthesis...my wife and family are the big story. There's your literary verita', but you will not find it in La Bella Lingua.
Hales had a golden opportunity while visiting a dying scholar outside of Firenze; his brave parting words were, You are the spring I shall not live to see. She writes, I realized that he had given me a lesson in how to die...period... before moving swiftly to a discussion of la bella figura. Emotional engagement? A description of his face, of his heart? Nothing, only a trembling old poet who took her out to lunch; the reader is not brought to the table.
Hales' bland treatment of life-and-death matters leaves the reader wondering, why go to all this trouble to make the bed in historic linens, strew it with literary roses, place the aged wine and antique glasses on the table, and then halt the seduction in mid-tale?
This proper lady's convincing research should climax at some point, but G-rated asides are the sum total of what one gets ~ pleasant laughter with her husband, an outing with her daughter, a dinner one cannot smell, see or taste with a multitude of friends. She concludes with being, "At ease... feeling at home.." as she sheds a tear, and we would be happy for her... except that we somehow missed the emotional boat promised on the cover.
Francis Mayes, whose 'Tuscan Sun' begins with shocking her mother by moving to the wilds of Italy and planting potatoes, commented, 'I so enjoyed (this book).' Does the American potato-appetite for incomplete Italian experiences have no end?