Seriously? Have I angered the reading gods? because this is book two of two in the past few days that has been an absolute bomb! I picked this one up secondhand at Savers in Adelaide, and I probably should have left it on the shelf. I have never, in all my time reading YA books, found one where the main character and every other character in the book acted so childish. In fact, it almost feels like an insult to the word child, because I know six year olds with more maturity than most of the characters here.
Lani. Don't worry about college, dear, because at 17 if you can't handle basic social interaction, form coherent sentences, and think that playing in a sandpit when you're a child with someone makes them your soulmate, then you probably shouldn't go. I don't know how she made recycling posters for school, because I wouldn't trust her with a pair of safety scissors. She seriously thinks things like 'drinking coffee the same way' is a binding fact that will bring people together forever. Both listing raspberries as their favorite fruit? SOULMATES! Liking hot air balloons? Marriage material!
Alright, so maybe there are some redeeming factors, if Lani is really that irritating. All books have them, right? WRONG. The writing is some of the worst I've ever come across. When a character speaks, this is how the author starts the sentence; 'I go' 'I was like' 'She's all like'. This is meant to make you appreciate the 'teenager' element of the book, and instead results in making you think this book is actually set in primary school. You know what I and every other person I know was thinking and doing in year 12? (the same age as these characters) The smart ones were studying, learning and preparing to leave the nest for university or to enter the workforce. The not so smart ones were thinking about the pub, and having the legal right to drink in a few months time(I get it this book is set in America, so maybe the not so smart ones here were still lamenting the age limit of 21 for drinking, but still). There is no way in hell that even in a small town, the entire school class of 73 students in this book should react with horror at one of their members supposedly dating the ex of one of their classmates. People Lani doesn't even know revile her. Really? not a single one of those 73 are mature enough, or focused on other things, to just let it go? Nope.
Something like fate is the kind of book I'd recommend for the immature range of readers, who might find solace in like, whatever this book is about, you know? Actually, I take that back, I don't recommend that at all -shudder- I feel really mean even thinking it, but I can't see why anyone else should ever suffer this book. I honestly wish I could purge it from my memory! One star, and please, please let me pick me a good book for my next read! D: