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190 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 21, 2009
3.5 stars median rating overall: I honestly feel that Ugly Man was an enjoyable read overall over the course of 18 short stories told in Cooper's signature apathetic tone. DOo to the varied content of the stories I feel it's only fair to rate them all as individuals.
"Jerk": 5/5 Unlike Closer which came off as linear in plot and literal in storytelling, "Jerk" seems to be a satirical take on the same themes as Closer such as death (and the taboo around it), youthful morality and humanity. "Jerk" is bloated in its storytelling and I absolutely loved it
"Ugly Man": 4/5 Only a few pages long but certainly captivating and blunt.
"The Boy on the Far Left": 3/5 Eh, just alright. I'm sure there's some deep societal criticism going on here but I'm too stupid to know.
"Graduate Seminar": 3/5 Again, fairly forgettable. Not the pick of the pack in this collection.
"Santa Claus vs. Johnny Crawford": 5/5 This mini story is weirdly enchanting in the most unnerving way.
"The Hostage Drama": 4/5 Okay, "The Hostage Drama" is fairly open to interpretational debate and is thoroughly captivating.
"The Brainiacs": 5/5 A criticism of teen arrogance? Hell yeah.
"Knife/Tape/Rope": 3/5 Not the kitten!!!
"The Guro Artists": 2/5 Uhh, again, maybe I'm just not seeing the meaning?
"The Anal-Retentive Line Editor": 5/5 I laughed way to hard, out loud, at this one.
"Oliver Twink": 4/5 A not-so-run-of-the-mill lovers quarrel.
"Brian A.K.A Bear": 3/5 I'm convinced this is from Dennis' life.
"Three Boys,...,": 2/5 Not notably of importance.
"The Worst": 5/5 Again, 99% sure this is autobiographical.
"One night in 1979,...,": 4/5 for the delightful David Bowie scene.
"The Noll Dystany": 2/5 Honestly just boring.
"The Fifteen Worst Russian,...,": 5/5 Again, made me laugh hysterically.
"The Ash Grey Proclamation": 1/5 I'm sure there's so
]me critical merit to this one, but I found it tedious and uninteresting.