I had to take a few days to think about how I felt about the book before I rated or reviewed it. Then I decided that the book was just okay, I didn’t like it, and I’m almost on the verge of disliking it.
The hero is the most un-hero like hero I’ve ever ever ever read about. He’s a supreme cave-man-like asshole type hero the first half of the book, then he was just an ignorant-sometimes-tolerable asshole hero the rest of the book. I don’t particularly hate them though because… well… I don’t want to hate on the stupid. LOL
I like the heroine most of the time, but it almost seems as if the hero’s stupidity rubs off on her too.
So, the hero has this war going on between his family & the Howards. He needs money to help supply and train his “army” for the war against the Howards. He decides he will marry the heroine for her fortune. On his way to her place to demand her hand in marriage, he stops by the river to take a swim. The heroine was out and about that day, and because she’s soooo fed up with the whole world asking for her hand in marriage, starts to think that if she wasn’t so rich, and if she was just a peasant girl, maybe she will have a guy tell her how he honestly feels about her. So, she spys the hero sunbathing in the nude, and ask one of the peasant girl’s outfit, and creeps up to the hero. She inspect his clothes, sees that he has LICE crawling on them, throws his clothes into the mud, and the hero wakes up and mistreats her a bit & teases her with a kiss. She gets offended by his mannerism and storms back home.
He goes on his way to her place, and when she sees that it’s him, she decides to marry him. Her stepmother warns her about him and begs her not to marry. But, of course, she’s so stubborn & decides that he’s so beautiful that she just HAS to have him! Anyways, she marries him, and he practically rapes her on their wedding night. -.- Then! They set out for his home, and he’s so uncaring about her the whole time. They get to his place, and the place is worst than a friggin’ landfill. The moat is disgusting with dead bodies floating, the servants are practically throwing urine & human waste down from the tower, the house is filled with bones and grease and dust and cowebs. Oh yeah, friggin’ sick.
Of course… because she’s the heroine, she sets about cleaning the place up. Then she puts everyone in their place, and blah blah blah blah blah. What the fuck am I writing? Why am I retelling the damn story? Let me just get some shits across.
- The hero doesn’t remember her name until almost the end of the friggin’ book!
- The hero doesn’t BATHE half the time… so he’s full of stank! Ew. LMFAO.
- At one point, when she finds out that the hero keeps his mistresses (8 of them, 7 named after each day of the week, and 1 aside just in case one of the 7 has her period), she storms to the room & sets the mattress on fire… then he proceeds to have nasty smex with her even AFTER he just had smex with the servant girl. REALLY?! How sick is that. Between his BO & all that nasty bodily fluid that he hasn’t washed off yet… damn… that’s just sick. Ever heard of STD?!?!?!? -.-
- The hero is the most irresponsible asshole ever… he has so many friggin’ kids with his mistresses, and he acts like he doesn’t even friggin’ know! WTF?!?!? -.-
I kept reading and reading because I was expecting the hero to change & maybe have an epic grovel scene because of his mistreatment of her, but NOPE! Don’t expect it. He’s still stupid until the end of the story. Oh… and wanna know how it ends? He goes to save her after his enemy captures her, he believes she’s dead, makes his escape, she also managed to escape but he doesn’t know, so he cries and finally says her name right, and says that he loves her, she sees him, they say they love each other, and the end. LMFAO! It was almost like Jude Deveraux decided that she’s satisfied doing enough mind-fuck on the readers and decides to abruptly end the book.
So… even after all the “dafaq-ness” of the book, I still decided to give it a two star because there was some interesting things… like Zared’s character (book two of the series). One star for at least keeping me occupied for a certain about of time, and another star for writing a book so full of ??!@*&$@#(&*$#?? that I might not find something like this again for a while (and, goodness, please… don’t let me find something like this ever again).