Danielle Steel's books have been on the New York Times bestseller list for 6,298 years, she's published 50,942 books and they've all been made into movies that all enchant our hearts with their heartwarming tales of romance and family life... or something - I'm parafrasing here. It stands to reason she must be a brilliant writer or else how could she become that popular? I'll tell you how: the world isn't friggin' fair.
I'm sure a lot of people enjoy Steele's books because they're romance and they can even be used for escapism (up till a certain point - more about that in the section where I shamelessly spoil the ending). Other than that, though, I don't feel like this book has any merit whatsoever.
I absolutely loathe the characters. The main character worst of all because she is so flipping perfect. I think maybe that Steel is trying to characterise her all the way through, but all I hear is 'She's wearing this brand, eating at this restaurant, her servant is like this, her dog is like this AND SHE IS PURFECTSES!' and it's BORING and grating and annoying to no end. Her major flaw is, surprise, commitment issues. Oh, how flippin' original. Never heard that one before. Oh, and these commitment issues disappear the second she meets Mr. SuperduperperfectI'msohotI'msoperfect. BIG FRIGGIN' SURPRISE. Every once in a while I actually considered flinging the book across the room (I actually did so when I was done) and I found myself trying to punch it more than once. That was how sick I was of that overperfect little... GAH.
IT'S TIME FOR SPOILEEERS - DA-DU-DA-DUN-DA-DA-DUUUUUUN!
Plot, don't talk to me about plot, nothing much happens: Mary Su... sorry, Fiona, meets Mr. SuperduperperfectI'msohotI'msoperfect, they have a sweeping love affair and then start living together and IT IS PURFECTSES. Then stuff goes to hell - really fast. Mr. SuperduperperfectI'msohotI'msoperfect's family consists of a dead wife, two bitches (his daughters) and an old, angry woman and a tiny dog and they all HATE FIONA FOR NO REASON. Yeah, sure, Steel informs us that they hate her because the dude's wife died two years ago but the reason it really happens is so that Mr. SuperduperperfectI'msohotI'msoperfect can become EVUL GRUMPYFACE and divorce her (oh, yeah, they get married or somethin') and that gives her a chance to cry and move to Paris and become a writer... (a WRITER as a main character in a book? I never heard that one before!) and then she grows as a person and is much stronger and much more beautifullser when Mr. SuperduperperfectI'msohotI'msoperfect becomes Mr. SuperduperperfectI'msohotI'msoperfect again and meets her again and they live happily ever after.
Also, she was raped by her stepfather.
And that is 'Second Chance' by Danielle Steel. Man, this book is... hey, wait a sec...
She was RAPED BY HER STEPFATHER? And it was mentioned as a sort of offhand remark in the last fifty pages or so? Really? REALLY?! what the frick? How was that necessary? She just wasn't tragic enough, she had to have been raped, too? And it wasn't mentioned before? What.
Seriously. That is the biggest ass pull in the history of ass pulls. I mean. What. It wasn't relevant to the character that she had been RAPED by her STEPFATHER? What... WHAT.
Okay, that's it. I refuse to say anything more about this STUPID book. I flat out refuse to review any more of it. That's it - nothing more about characters or plot or anything at all. It's too stupid. It's degrading. I won't. No, I'm going to talk about something else.
Puppies. No, that reminds me of the book. Kittens. Yes, cute, fluffly kittens with big eyes like pearls that glisten with love and devotion. And duckies. Fluffy, yellow duckies going for a walk with their mummies. And a little elephant with flappy ears and a little mouth under its cute little trunk. Oh, and badgers. And armadillos.
I already feel much better.