Murder At the President’s Door
Wait, What I Fell Asleep Reading this Book?
Why would someone kill the president’s bodyguard, but not the President? In Elliott Roosevelt’s Murder At the President’s Door Douglas Douglas has just been murdered outside of the President’s door. This book takes place in Washington D.C. The year is 1933. Some of the main characters are the detectives and Mrs. Roosevelt the president’s wife. The genre of this book is mystery. My rating of this book is be 1.2 out of 5 stars. You should not read this book because it has a lack of character development; a lack of action and a lack of making you want to read on in the story.
One of the reasons why Murder At the President’s Door is such a bad book is because it has a lack of character development. All they talk about in the book is how the detectives plan to solve the case. The character development is so bad it would be more fun to watch paint dry. One of the many examples in the story of poor character development is “…SZCZYGIEL called on the telephone. He said he and Ed Kennelly would like to talk with the first lady…‘Well …once we were in Albany I almost threw in the garbage some pheasants that had been spent as a gift to Franklin.’”(58-59) Oh my god I can’t tell you how much I could not care less about that. What they were talking about
had absolutely nothing to do with anything having any relevance to the story at all. Also, who cares about when you were in Albany and you almost threw out the pheasants. That is just one of the many poor examples of poor character development in this book.The worst part, or maybe the saddest, I read the entire book and I put up with all of this nonsense.
Another reason why Murder At the President’s Door is such a bad book is because it has a lack of action. All they do is sit around and talk to other people to check if the suspects have any criminal record. The book is so boring it is like "Today on Oprah, How to get in touch with your inter-self and why you should..... oh hear that that’s me snoring. If you think that’s boring you should read this book. An example is “Lets start with Antonio Flores. Tony is a fish wholesaler….Then there is Trent MacDougal. MacDougal owns a furniture store”(157) There was more to this quote, but I thought I had given you enough to read. In this quote the detectives are looking to see what the suspects do for a living. Now this could have been one of the most suspenseful moments in the entire story. Now I understand that this is semi important, but oh my gosh who cares what you did before you came and worked in the White House. I can tell you that for sure I don’t care. That’s another reason why I think you should not read this book.
Finally, one of the reasons why Murder At the Presidents Door is such a bad book is because it has a lack of making you want to read on. I would compare this to watching your parents play croquet. Reading this book gave me a disease. It was called boredom. One example of this book being especially dry is “The hall continued east in what was in
what was called the Center Hall. A room south of that is the president’s bedroom.”(3) this to me sums up the axiom of the entire story. Boring topic, boring plot and boring hallways. I think that this would have been a better book if there were a killer in a ski mask. I think that that would have made the book just that much better. That is why I think it does not keep your interest.
You should not read this book because it has a lack of character development; a lack of action and a lack of making you want to read on in the story. Well I’ll be honest with you and tell you that I have no personal connection to this story. But wait my personal connection to this story is not actually having a personal connection. Sometimes in my life I find that I am having a rather bland day and I try to brighten my day and others by using comedy. What I learned from doing this paper was that I need to pick out better books when I go to the library. I also need to never judge a book by its cover. Now you usually hear this when you think that the book is going to be bad and it turns out to be good. However in my case I thought that this book would be about murder and drugs, but it wasn’t. It was about hallways.
I think that I deserve a good grade on this project. The easy part in doing this project was figuring out what I wanted to make fun of. However, the hard part was finding the quotes to go with it. If I could revise this or add more I would add more quotes to show you how bad of a book it really was.