In The Art of Destruction, the Doctor and Rose arrive in Earth, Africa, 2118. They discover they are in an Agricultural Unit where there’s been some really weird deaths involving a golden miasma turning people literally into golden statues. The statues start to move trying to guard something, and it’s the Doctor and Rose’s turn to solve the mystery.
The story is really interesting, combining aliens, earth politics, a more diverse cast of background characters, and Rose being a BAMF at the end! In true Doctor-and-Rose fashion, they get separated during the adventure, they both discover different stuff surrounding the mystery and have their own obstacles, but at the end they save each other.
So, of course if you have golden statues, you’re gonna get a Golden Rose. Rose gets trapped by the miasma and turns into a moving statue and runs off, and after the Doctor being sooo adamant that there was no way of fixing the golden statues, he’s suddenly all like “I don’t care! I’ll find something! I’m gonna save Rose!!” He’s so mad
And when he finally finds Rose he’s heartbroken because he thinks he’s too late and that he can’t save her and begs the creatures to please return her to how she was. The lines are just so cheezy! Thank you for the food!
There are other people as statues but he’s like sorry but Rose is more important (for real this is a line in the novel). And when he’s negotiating with the aliens so they let him help them he says verbatim ‘And I must have Rose!’ like asdfghjkl
Of course, after saving Rose the Doctor encounters more and more trouble until Rose comes out of the sky to save him, and then they run to safety laughing and that is just relationship goals.
This novel (and also in the price of paradise) has Rose flirting with some guy and then completely ignoring the guy when the Doctor is around. I don’t know why they put these scenes in the novels, because she literally starts talking about how amazing the Doctor is in front of the guy she’s trying to flirt with (supposedly), although it is kinda funny seeing how the writer completely forgets about it after a few pages, like it’s so out of character that it’s ignored for the rest of the book.
Again, the point of these novels is to have a fun, light, uncomplicated adventure where the point is to explore the character dynamics or to make a story that would be way out of budget for the series. As always, I recommend this novel for that same reason.
If you read this, let me know and share with me what you thought of it.