Down and Dirty is the second book of the second triad in the Wild Cards series. Chronologically, it overlaps the previous book. It actually begins a few weeks before Aces Abroad and ends several months after the characters featured in that volume have returned home to New York.
In keeping with the established format, the first two books of this triad are short story collections, usually connected by the editor's interstitial material. In this case, there are no true interstitial passages, but three stories (the Turtle story, the Sleeper story, and the Tachyon story) are broken up into multiple sections that serve essentially the same function.
Several recurring characters from the earlier books don't make it out of this one alive, including one of my favorites.
"Only the Dead Know Jokertown" by John J. Miller -- Yeoman takes advantage of growing tensions between New York's Chinatown and Italian mobs to infiltrate his archenemy Kien's organized crime empire. He successfully completes two missions, including the assassination of a rival leader from an Italian family. The story introduces two new ace characters. Lazy Dragon is a skin changer who creates animals from soap carvings and origami, then sends his consciousness into those objects to bring them to life. Deadhead eats the brains of corpses in order to gain access to their memories.
"All the King's Horses" by George R.R. Martin--The Turtle is revealed to have survived his encounter with the Astronomer in Joker's Wild. However, with no working shell and no capital funds, he finally decides to sell his junkyard and get out of the hero game. I realize Turtle is one of the series' most popular characters, but I just do not seem to like his stories. He is a whiny character who lacks initiative and creativity, always a victim of circumstance.
"Concerto for Siren and Serotonin" by Roger Zelazny--Croyd Crenson gets hired by the Gambione family to find the identity of the man who controls the Asia gangs (Kien). Along the way, he runs into several of our favorite aces and jokers from around the neighborhood -- Demise, Water Lily, Cordelia, Veronica, and Tachyon. He doesn't know it, but his current incarnation of the wild card virus has cataclysmic potential -- it will earn him the new nickname Typhoid Croyd. Zelazny did not write often for Wild Cards before his death, but when he did, his stories were always highlights. His Sleeper character perhaps typifies the series more than any other besides Tachyon.
"Breakdown" by Leanne C. Harper--When Rosemary Muldoon took over the Gambione family after her father's death, she had the best intentions to legitimize their operations. However, the escalating war with Kien has consolidated all Five Families under her care, and she struggles to balance her duties as a district attorney and a don. More and more, she finds herself using her public office to protect her criminal empire and harass her competitors. When she orders a hit on Bagabond's boyfriend, it tears their friendship apart.
"Jesus Was an Ace" by Arthur Byron Cover-- The prominent Rev. Leo Barnett, having sneaked down to the edge of Jokertown one night for a tryst with an employee, gets caught in the crossfire of the mob war. The joker Quasiman shields him from a bullet, and in a fit of passion Barnett is seemingly able to raise him from the dead. This gets caught on network news cameras, which launches Barnett into a presidential campaign against Gregg "Puppetman" Hartmann. This is the author's only Wild Cards story, and it is a strong one. I enjoy the contradictions in Barnett's character. He is a fundamentalist evangelical pastor who carries on secret affairs with many women, preaches against joker rights, teaches the wild card is a curse by God, yet on a personal level he runs a mission to help jokers. His faith-healing powers may in fact signify him as an ace. He is the mirror of Hartmann, who preaches compassion and equal rights but is really a psychopath.
"Blood Ties" by Melinda Snodgrass--Tachyon works with prominent jokers Des and Chrysalis to set up a defense to protect Jokertown during the mob wars, all the while trying his control his spoiled, untrained, and extremely dangerous telepath grandson Blaise. Things go from bad to worse when a new secondary outbreak of the Wild Cards virus begins to show up in Manhattan.
"The Second Coming of Buddy Holley" by Ed Bryant--Cordelia entices an aging Buddy Holley back to the stage for an AIDS/Wild Card benefit concert. This is the first Ed Bryant story I have liked in Wild Cards. It felt out of place at first because it had only tangential connections to the other storylines, but I really enjoy the alternate universe aspect. Seeing how Holley's life might have turned out was interesting, especially when it dovetailed with the ongoing stories of C. C. Ryder and Sewer Jack.
"The Hue of a Mind" by Stephen Leigh--Direct sequel to "The Tint of Hatred" and "Puppets". A quartet of characters with very different goals form an alliance to stop Gregg Hartmann. Misha the Prophetess wants revenge for her brother's death, and she is willing to partner with jokers cursed by Allah to have it. Gimli blames Hartmann for ruining his political terrorist group, the Justice for Jokers League. Sara Morgenstern wants to know the truth about her sister's death. Polyakov, even though he has defected from the KGB, does not want an ace with unknown powers leading the USA. As usual, however, Puppetman is still one step ahead of everyone. Introduces Oddity, a new joker consisting of three people--a former menage a trois-- fighting for control of one body.
"Addicted to Love" by Pad Cadigan--Water Lily tries to help Hiram, but she is mounted by Ti Malice who forces her into acts of extreme sexual degradation and gets her addicted to her own endorphins. Despite some similarities to Robert Silverberg's famous "Passengers", this was a compelling short story from a great writer that is a nice payoff to the earlier "Beasts of Burden".
"Takedown" by Leanne C. Harper -- The noose tightens around Rosemary when her lieutenant tries to assassinate her and Bagabond abandons her.
"Mortality" by Walter Jon Williams--Modular Man is rebuilt by his mad genius creator and sent on a mission to capture The Sleeper. He teams up with a partner who sometimes goes by his ace personality Wall Walker, and other times in his joker guise Mr. Gravemold. After being dead for nearly a year, Mod Man ponders what it means to be mortal and how to cherish every moment of life while finally putting a stop to the secondary wild card infestations in New York.
"What Rough Beast" by Leanne C. Harper--The mob wars storyline is concluded. Kien takes over the city, Rosemary flees alone to exile in Cuba. This might be the end of Rosemary's arc. (According to the official website Wild Cards World, she does not appear in future books. The two authors who used her most frequently, Edward Bryant and Leanne C. Harper, both return to the series only once more after this to wrap up the Wyungare and Bagabond stories.)
In his afterward to one of the reprint editions, George R. R. Martin explains the difficulties of editing this volume and why he regrets grafting the Typhoid Croyd plotline onto a book that was intended to be about the war for New York's underground. Personally, I thought it was an imaginative idea that kept the stories from becoming too predictable.
Sure, Leanne Harper and Pat Cadigan used it as a sort of get-out-of-jail plot device--Water Lily was instantly cured of her addiction to Ti Malice, and Rosemary's assassin drew a joker at a convenient time--but there were strong narrative uses for the new virus, too. It took away the ace genius of the only man who can repair Mod Man, thus making the android effectively mortal. Seeing New York City placed under martial law provided Turtle with the impetus to keep fighting. Tachyon is now also infected, and there is no telling what will happen if and when it turns inside his brain.
The reinfection gave Water Lily a new power that takes her story in an interesting direction. She can now cure any joker deformity by having sex with the victim, a fact she is wisely trying to conceal by going completely off the grid. (Why do so many woman have sex-related powers in this world?). Maybe she will be Tachyon's eventual cure.
Next up is the four-issue Wild Cards comic miniseries from Epic Comics (1990).