The Gorilla, the Imp, the Fribble and Me: And some fish, of course.

by Christopher Townsend

A mixture of wit and wisdom combined with a massive dose of grim realism this inestimable tome will take its readers to a new reality. Using broken time sequencing, a preface, three humorous, but poignant, sagas and a mind-blowing denouement it will answer all of life’s great mysteries and make you laugh and cry as you learn the truth 1. How the Multiverse was created 2. Whether it was created by accident or by design 3. What is the purpose of human existence 4. What happens to us when we die 5. Why were Manchester United FC ever allowed to play in the English Premier League 6. Why our world is in such an appalling state It will also apportion blame for all the world’s wrongs and yet offer the hope that ‘everything is for the best, in the best of all possible worlds.’ Using satire, bathos and scatology, Chris and his coterie of familiars, will force you to laugh as you try to come to terms with the loss of your comfort zone. Your life will be changed forever and for the first time you will be free to think and act for yourself. But be warned, evil forces (astral and earthly) are determined to stop you from learning the great truths, so read this book in secret unless you want Samuel Pepys, Cosmos Control and the PTB to mess with your minds.

164 pages, Paperback

Published October 18, 2016