Zombies these days are a dime a dozen. But 9-year-old murdering cannibals? Not so common. Mercy 'Pinprick' Proorice enjoys a good, hot meal. The fresher, the better. Her hapless guardian John Coppe longs for the retiring life as a house steward. To get away from Mercy, he would even settle for scullery boy. No suck luck. The fast-paced story of yet another psychotic child who'll stop at nothing to get what she wants--when she wants it, or there'll be hell to pay. You'll be sorry you bought this book.