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396 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1949



Subsequent inquiry, however, revealed that this Roland was one of those knights of the Middle Ages who spent their time wandering to and fro, and that on fetching up one evening at a dump known as the Dark Tower he had scratched the chin a bit dubiously, not liking the look of things.
Today he is the fellow managers pick first when they have a Society comedy to present and want someone for ‘Freddie’, the light-hearted friend of the hero, carrying the second love interest. If at such a show you see a willowy figure come bounding on with a tennis racket, shouting ‘Hallo, girls’ shortly after the kick-off, don’t bother to look at the programme. That’ll be Catsmeat. On such occasions he starts off sprightly and continues sprightly till closing time, and it is the same in private life. […] Yet now, as I say, he was low-spirited. It stuck out a mile. His brow was sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought and his air that of a man who, if he had said ‘Hallo, girls’, would have said it like someone in a Russian drama announcing that Grandpapa had hanged himself in the barn.
She inquired if I was still as big a chump as ever, and I satisfied her curiosity at this point.
It degrades the spirit to have to answer to the name of Augustus...