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216 pages, Paperback
First published March 1, 2001
A novel with no intimation of story whatsoever, Writer would like to contrive.
And with no characters. None.
Plotless. Characterless.
Yet seducing the reader into turning pages nonetheless.
Actionless, Writer wants it.
Which is to say, with no sequence of events.
Which is to say, with no indicated passage of time.
Then again, getting somewhere in spite of this.
Catullus once wrote a poem criticizing Caesar.
And was invited to dinner.
Osip Mandelstam once wrote a poem criticizing Stalin.
And died in the gulag.
Eight people appeared at Robert Musil’s funeral.
F. Scott Fitzgerald died of a sequence of heart attacks.
His most recent royalty statement showed seven copies of The Great Gatsby sold during the preceding six months.
One of the ennobling delights of Paradise, as promised by Thomas Aquinas:
Viewing the condemned as they are tortured and broiled below.
Nonlinear. Discontinuous. Collage-like. An assemblage.Why would a novelist choose to write a “novel” that is not a novel? If readers are “attentive”, they can indeed find the answer among Markson’s dispersed “notecards”:
Self-evident enough to scarcely need Writer's say-so.
Obstinately cross-referential and of cryptic interconnective syntax.
Here perhaps less than self-evident to the less than attentive. (p. 128)
You can actually draw so beautifully. Why do you spend your time making all these queer things?
Picasso: That’s why. (p. 156)
Writer has actually written some relatively traditional novels. Why is he spending his time doing this sort of thing?
That’s why. (p. 164)
yet seducing the reader into turning pages nonetheless.
the greatest lesbian poet since sappho, auden called rilke.
virtually beyond the Writer's imagining:
the lost eighty or so plays, each, of aeschylus and euripides.
the lost one hundred and ten of sophocles.
it is an aspect of probability that many improbable things will happen.
aristotle says agathon said.
spectacular exhibition! right this way, ladies and gentlemen! see professor harold bloom read the 1961 corrected and reset random house edition of james joyce's ulysses in one hour and thirty-three minutes. not one page stinted. unforgettable!
what's this? can't spare an hour and a half? wait, wait. one matinee special, today only! watch professor bloom eviscerate the pears-mcguinness translation of wittgenstein's tractatus - eight minutes and twenty-nine seconds flat! guaranteed.
everywhere have i sought peace and found it only in a corner with a book.
said thomas à kempis.
if you can do it, it ain't bragging.