"You'll get a hernia laughing as you follow the shocking and outrageous exploits of the original space bastards. Two fun craving sleezeballs infect the perilous outer fringes of the galaxy, swindling hicks on pathetic planets with pyramid scams invented back on Earth in the 20th century. While constantly on the search for new drugs, new drinks, and new solvents, these low-tech low-lifes leave a wake of hysteria, chaos, and even discomfort.".