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First published July 14, 2016
A senior colleague of mine (banker) once asked him (IT manager) whether his team could complete a piece of analysis by an insanely tight deadline. 'No', came the reply. Shocked silence - IT people were normally a walkover. 'Well, I suppose we could come up with something by then', he said at last (at which my colleague's face brightened up for a moment), 'but it would be shit.' Happily his bluntness was matched by his competence and a refreshing disinclination to use jargon.And another one about the new generation of whizz kids who entered the financial world:
We started to hire specialists to crunch data like the HFTs did and come up with better, faster dealing algorithms. These people, many of them Russian, were not like any FX professional any of us had ever seen. One, on his birthday, sent out an email to everyone in the London FX team telling us we could have a slice of his cake if we could tell him the first derivative of X to the power of X. I sighed to myself - quizzes on calculus weren't really a great way to fit in with others on the trading floor. But the feisty old spirit of FX wasn't quite dead yet. Within minutes Paul, a New Zealander and one of the remaining voice spot traders in London, arrived at the birthday boy's desk with the correct answer. "I never knew you were a mathematician." said the e-trader. "I'm not," replied Paul bluntly in his Kiwi drawl, "I just looked it up on the Internet. Now give me my cake." He returned to his seat with some chocolate gateau to the sounds of laughter and applause.