You Can Be Anything!: From A to Z

by Sarah Montague

Amy is Adopted. Her real parents didn't want her so they gave her away to go live with strangers. Are you a good girl?!

Thus begins Sarah Montague’s hilariously perverse You Can Be Anything! From A to Z. Like a fiendish rebuttal to Oh, the Places You'll Go! penned by the gene-spliced spawn of Charles Addams and Edward Gorey, this alphabetical anthology reveals the dark side of adulthood in twenty-six pitch-perfect, deadpan scenarios. It’s the perfect book for the genuinely jaded.

Genres: Humor

64 pages, Hardcover

First published April 16, 2002

Reviews

[Kathy Ferrell · Rating 4 out of 5]

Rude, subversive and hilarious. I love the idiotic looking drawings. I always laugh when I pull this off my shelf!

[Shyla · Rating 5 out of 5]

Humorous book. Fun to flip through.

[Kelly · Rating 4 out of 5]

So bad....but so good. Evil little humor going on here. Loved it.

[Cinamon Raquel · Rating 4 out of 5]

Light and funny. Cute book

[Amy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Whenever I am about to have a panic attack about how pointless my job is and when, WHEN?!? am I going to decide what I want my life to look like, I simply pick up this book, sip a vodka tonic and relax, because seriously, my life is not as messed up as this...yet.

[Sondra Wilson · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is the funniest flippin book EVER. If you haven't read it yet, I'll let you borrow it. It's like a dr. seuss text for adults. I laugh out load everytime I read it to someone new. You must be introduced to it. It'll rock your world I promise.

[Kimmie · Rating 5 out of 5]

HILARITY! It is just a short little book that I got as a gift, but I love it. IT has a different aspiration for each person.....they are usually undesirable life lots. For examples: Trekkies, Prostituties, heavy drinkers....

[Adrian Colesberry · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious anti-inspirational spoof. Perfect to pull out when you taste vomit in your mouth over books like The Secret.