Want to know what fifteen minutes each morning in 2021 will get you? A book of tweets about a vampire named Ralph! Meet Ralph. He’s an undead comedian at the Hallelujah Comedy Club, and it’s just as funny as it sounds. Follow Ralph through a collection of tweets, as he copes with hecklers and lonely guests, obnoxious mimes (because as we all know, they can be blamed for just about anything - including poor diplomatic relations), as well as the irritating Ancient Sports commentator, Stag Mighty, who covers all activities in the Jurassic Period. Each tweet is based on random words posed by #vss365 and #vsslocation hosts on Twitter. Though Ralph hardly cares.