The Schernoff Discoveries doesn't feel exactly like Gary Paulsen's other accounts drawn from his childhood, but it has more in common with them than most of his other humorous fiction. The unnamed main character and his friend Harold Schernoff are unpopular fourteen-year-olds with little direction in their life, but one thing sets them apart from the endless ranks of other confused adolescents: Harold's particular genius for dissecting problems and coming up with innovative solutions. This talent lands them in a number of crazy situations that Harold bails them out of more often than not. Our main character can't rely on his drunkard parents for much, but growing up beside his best friend, he makes discoveries about life that serve him ever after. Being a teenager is one wild ride.
"A person can do practically anything for a short time if he doesn't think he has to do it for life."
—The Schernoff Discoveries, P. 55
"There is always a solution. For everything. Always. Sometimes it isn't pretty and takes a little longer, but there is still a solution."
—The Schernoff Discoveries, P. 10
Set in the era of Gary Paulsen's youth (so probably the 1950s), Harold and his pal think of ways to zest up their daily lives. Whether it's inventing new uses for electricity, applying scientific techniques to getting girls to like them, learning to ski because it's a popular winter pastime, or going fishing and almost being killed by a monster fish roaming the river, Harold and our main character figure out that life's not so bad when you have a true friend with whom to share it. The main character doesn't realize how much this brilliant nerd means to him until a leviathan almost drowns him, but he won't lose sight of that fact again.
"Death is easy—it's living that's hard."
—The Schernoff Discoveries, P. 47
Neither of our protagonists has money for things they want. They try to remedy that by setting pins at the bowling alley, a job that frequently results in injury to the kids who do it. It's thankless, exhausting work, but teaches the two friends about working hard to get ahead in the world. It also helps them put one over on Chimmer, a fellow employee who bullies them at school but backs off because of a fortuitous incident at the bowling alley. When fate breaks your way, you should accept it and not ask questions. Harold brainstorms a less dangerous way to earn money faster, and shares it with his friend. They could make enough to buy an old beater car, and what a thrill it would be for two fourteen-year-olds to take their own automobile for a spin around town. However things changed as they reached adulthood and moved on with their lives, our main character would never forget the good times with Harold. Someday he'd write about them.
A book somewhat in the mold of John D. Fitzgerald's The Great Brain series (though not as wonderful), The Schernoff Discoveries blurs the line between fiction and reality for Gary Paulsen, whose childhood was not especially nice. Remembering the good parts and tweaking them to be funnier is a great way to reflect back on your life when it may not have always been rosy. Writers have tremendous opportunity to do that, sharing their experiences with people who will be entertained by the half-truth reminiscences. The Schernoff Discoveries isn't one of Gary Paulsen's top novels, but it has more substance than many of his comedy stories, and I might rate it two and a half stars. There's much to like about this book.