You know how there are just some books that do not age well? This book is very much one of them, and quite frankly, I feel like burning it and not even leaving a review because that would mean acknowledging I have read the book fully and wasted a week of my life doing so.
Quite literally, this book is the biggest what the living fuck in the world, and here is why:
1. The characters are quite literal assholes. Who in the living shit believes a homophobic, misogynistic asshole is sexy (AND GETS OFF ON IT) is off of their goddamn rocker, let me tell you.
2. The author has clearly never met a gay person or anyone of the lgbt community in her life, because my god the level of offensive material in this book is...wow. From the casual slurs to the stereotyping and having the straight characters bringing up the fact two of the main protagonists are gay in every sentence....uuuuurgh my god I wanted to scratch my eyeballs out with a rusty fork it was that cringe worthy to read! And on that note-
3. The author has no idea how people talk. No, seriously, half of the dialogue was meant to come across as being cool and casual...I had no idea what was being said most of the time.
4. Why do I keep reading novels with women as the main characters who do not do their jobs and then wonder why they get fired?
Um, because you need to DO YOUR JOB DIPSHIT.
5. Who in their right mind believes it is a smart idea to go and find a random celebrity with zero money, no job, no anything, on the off chance the celebrity will even acknowledge them? Yes yes ok argue with me it's just a book yadda yadda, but come on now...
6. And of course the main character meets the celebrity in the end...And he creepily kisses her on the mouth...
Honestly, if I could go page by page and make a list of everything wrong with this terrible book, I would. But instead, I'm going to erase it from my memory and if any one ever asks me if I've read it, the answer will be a firm nnnnrrrrggggh.