Oh my word. I thought I knew what the "dot.com" bubble was all about, but I really had no idea until I read this book.
Essentially two twenty-somethings who haven't achieved much scribble three A4 pages worth of a business plan and somehow convince people who should know better to give them millions and millions of dollars to set up a company that doesn't work, and fails a few weeks in. What's really infuriating about this book is the fact that a) it's written by one of the co-founders who clearly thinks—even now, with hindsight—that he can do no wrong and b) the amount of money they spent on living like CEOs of a profitable global brand when in fact they hadn't made a dime yet, and all the money they were spending belonged to someone else.
The excess in this story is quite sickening. They don't seem to have heard of the concept of organic growth, or know anything about Jobs starting Apple in his garage, for example. Instead, they become a multinational overnight, complete with all the trimmings (and minus any customers, sales, etc.) They decide to have an online magazine; they hire a former Vogue fashion editor. They want a little video to play on their website; they hire Fatboy Slim's video director. They need to change the hairstyle on their virtual online assistant; they hire one of the world's most sought-after hairstylists. Yes, really. All without having earned any money yet, or even put their business—a version of ASOS.com—into action.
My favourite bit was when they decided they had to fire an executive. First, Ernst (the author and co-founder) calls a headhunter to set her to work on finding a replacement. Then he has to meet with someone who has experience of firing executives, and that meeting takes place over an expensed lunch. Then on the day of the firing, they hire two hotel rooms, one to do the firing in, and one for the career consultant they've also hired to talk to the executive after they've fired him. And then of course, they'll have to hire a replacement. All before the website has launched, all before they've made a single penny. It's just obscene. It's like a little boy and a little girl playing about being CEOs of a global company, and I found it especially distasteful given that I'm living in a country (Ireland) suffering now because of this very kind of ego-driven speculation.
Reading it will give you newfound respect for Zuckerberg and his dorm room.
This is all a giant shame, but the story itself is a riveting one. But it really needs to be written by someone else, someone who can tell the story of Boo without glossing over all the mistakes, and who can say, perhaps once in a while, that maybe they should have had a profitable business before they started living like they had one.