Standoffish: From the unauthorized files of Y'all Qaeda

by Jack Donnelly

In early January of 2016, the Malheur wildlife refuge was taken over by a bumbling band of hillbillies, that forgot to pack the necessary items needed for a proper standoff. After upsetting the locals and disrespecting the sheriff, the state police and Feds moved in and kicked everything up a notch. A list of demands (including snacks and coffee creamer) was composed and then mocked nationally. The populous responded by sending them ridiculous amounts of adult toys and personal lubrication. People began referring to them as Yeehawdists, The Branch Dildonian, Y'all Qaeda, Yokel Haram, The Talibundy and Vanilla ISIS. Come laugh with us in this hilarious version of the story; told through the eyes of a young Oregonian stoner documentary filmmaker, who allegedly infiltrated the organization, and destroyed it from within.

583 pages, Paperback

Published January 9, 2018