The students of Master Master's Ninja Training Dojo decide to skip out on chores in favor of hitting the arcade. But then someone has to go and steal their pizza, leaving them no choice but to go get it back -- before it gets cold.
J.I.Greco—science fictionalist, aspiring reprobate, and gentleman curmudgeon—writes and doodles hunkered deep underground in a psychic-proof bunker while his wife, son, and indentured cats blithely frolic on the surface above in the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is southwestern Ohio. Rumors that he is a Writerbot Model 9000 robot have never been fully disproved.