E.T. 101: The Cosmic Instruction Manual: An Emergency Remedial Edition

by Diana Luppi, Zoev Jho

The mission to Planet Earth was initiated by request of the planet herself. Earth has asked and the stellar councils have granted an evolutionary leap. Over the last millennium Earth has been preparing for our advent. It is now time to enter the Earth plane to reclaim this planet in the name of the Forces of Light and to open her doors to the cosmic community in which she resides. We congratulate and salute those of you throughout the universes who have volunteered for this assignment. Go with our blessing. And remember, read the manual before you get there. Although you are veterans of countless successful missions to numerous dysfunctional life support systems, watch out for this one. This edition of the manual is specifically designed for this planetary system—a system which defies all true rationality and has raised dysfunctionality to an art form. It is also one of the few systems where telling the truth is covertly considered a creative act. Because of the inherent hazards of this planet, Mission Control will not be responsible for any members of this mission who do not thoroughly acquaint themselves with the material contained in this special edition.

88 pages, Spiral-bound

First published July 1, 1990

Reviews

[Dominiquejb · Rating 5 out of 5]

Interesting book. I don't know whether to take it seriously or not. Good read, though.

[Caleb · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great book. 3 things I learned:
- I can be my own Messiah
- I am the truth, I am light
- It's possible, even though I don't believe it yet, that the Councils and Confederations discussed in this book actually exist and that the members of these groups are ancient, spiritually advanced aliens from far away star systems who are assisting Earth through her evolutionary leap into the fifth dimension

[Rudy Waltz · Rating 5 out of 5]

File under: Shamanic Comedy. Truly brilliant and hysterical heyoka seeks wounded healers.
A sample:
"As the old programs of a dying world begin to unravel, you may experience a little discomfort, such as your entire world falling apart."
A cult classic that is worth seeking out.

[Kimm · Rating 5 out of 5]

Even better the second time around

[Panda1602 · Rating 5 out of 5]

An interesting read with a very tongue in cheek approach to one's journey here on Earth. Underneath the humorous facade are some resonating truths, and seekers will find the resonance without even needing to search.

[Dawn Anderson · Rating 5 out of 5]

THERE IS NO OTHER BOOK LIKE THIS !! THIS IS AN MANUAL FOR EARTH LIVING. WHY , HOW , WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR . THIS IS VERY ENLIGHTENING !!

[Shirley Battie · Rating 5 out of 5]

I absolutely loved this book written with so much humour and fun. Tells you off and loved doing it, all with humour but interlaced with truth. All human ET's will understand. Makes me wantr to meet Diana Luppi.

[The Dave · Rating 5 out of 5]

Most people don't realize this is a real instruction manual about a real subject from a real off world race - transmitted through the author. Really.....