‘Look,’ Meg said, as she stared out the cabin window at the snow drifts, and wondered if author and new husband Simon was about to put her through some torturous version of The Shining, ‘I didn’t really want to get into this, but here goes. One night my sister Carol came home late. She’d been in an accident, and a man, her employer, was dead. She swore to me that she hadn’t been driving. Not that I believed her of course. I’m gullible, but I’m not stupid. She begged me to go to the police and say that I was the one in the car. She had a shoplifting charge and she was terrified she’d be arrested for violating her parole. But it wasn’t me, I swear it!’
‘Oh you tempting, lying, seductive sociopath,’ Simon said. ‘Blaming your filthy crimes on an innocent teenager! Who knew that anyone could stoop so low! But you caused the death of my cheating brother in law, and drove my fragile sister to suicide, and I am going to make you pay!’
This is what’s happened. When Meg was eighteen she was in a car accident that killed her stepmother. Meg was driving and while she wasn’t at fault, she has huge phobias and hasn’t driven since. Meg’s stepmother begged her to look after stepsister Carol, so Meg lied and said they were related, so Carol could stay with her. But Carol hated this whole situation, because it prevented her from being adopted by a rich childless couple so taken with Carol’s beauty that they lavished money and money on her, and Carol lived happily ever after. Six years after the stepmother’s death Meg is working at a classy restaurant and stressing about Carol, who is a complete narcissist and not worth anyone’s time. After the accident, Meg learns that Carol used her name to get her job, seduced her employer and tormented his sick wife. Carol is eighteen and crazy villainous.
After all that went down, the press kept hounding Meg because of the whole suicide scandal. Carol went off to live with her boyfriend and do drugs, and Meg decided she would go to another city and study business, so she could make some money and eventually study art, which is what she really wanted to do. I’m a bit vague on how she supported herself while studying business. She did own a flat, and she sold her furniture, so maybe that financed business school. I don’t know she couldn’t have sold everything to finance art school, other than it wouldn’t have fit the plot.
Meanwhile, Simon vows to get revenge on the nasty girl who caused his sister’s suicide. Simon is a famous author and from a wealthy background, and naturally he has a private investigator on tap (as one does). Simon discovers where Meg is, and hires her to type up his manuscript when she’s finished her course. Initially, he’s a bit forcefully seductive but Meg exercises her upright moral fibre and puts him in his place. Over the next two(ish) months he’s a little bit seductive but mostly pleasant, and she falls in love. That upright moral fibre keeps her nice, and while Simon’s original revenge plan was to seduce and humiliate her, he instead decides marriage will add that extra bit of spice when he stages his dramatic revelation.
So, there’s marriage. Then there’s a trip up a mountain as winter sets in. Simon has it all planned out. Meg will clean the cabin, which she will hate, will cook and serve Simon his meals. He will write his book and she will think about what a horrible person she is and maybe mend her ways. He will not touch her sexually, she disgusts him.
This is all completely ridiculous. Of course he’s going to touch her sexually. Of course she’s great at cleaning and cooking. Of course no one can have a rational conversation. Everyone gets into highly emotionally charged states and insists that they are right! And the other person is wrong, and will suffer! It’s crazy fun and satisfying.
Meg is basically a terrible person. She’s got this whole superficial ‘I am the innocent sufferer’ thing going on, but she’s made some really bad decisions and prefers to wallow in her status as a victim of the injustices heaped up her. Of course I loved her whole terribly wounded act, but she deserves almost every bad thing that happens to her.
Simon is also a terrible person. This whole long-game revenge thing is really pretty dark. He also can’t quite hold his lusts in check, so the whole ‘you disgust me sexually’ thing goes out the window pretty quickly. Cutting yourself off from everything with a woman you claim to despise but really want to bang, and making her cook and clean for you is ridiculous. He’s an idiot with too much money. No one should buy his books, he has no idea how people really work.
The other insane thing this book does is attempt to demonstrate Meg’s innate goodness through her domestic skills. Simon is quietly impressed when Meg gets to work cleaning his grotty cabin, and serves him tasty meals. I think I’m supposed to be impressed that she doesn’t buy herself fancy clothes or bother with makeup. I am not. I am also not impressed when she gets physically and dramatically sick from all her emotions. Pull yourself together girl. No one’s chasing you with an axe.
After her final doormat act, covering for Carol’s crime, Meg is horrible about Carol. Meg recasts their entire relationship with herself as the victim of Carol’s evil, vain and nasty machinations. Carol is quite comfortable in the role of the villain, but I couldn’t quite get over the fact that Carol was eighteen. She was a terrible person, but Meg insisted on treating her primarily as a rival, which reflected very badly on Meg.
Even with all that, this book is fantastic. Meg keeps making escape attempts. Simon occasionally forgets he wants to have much hate sex with Meg and is halfway decent company. The drama builds and builds until everyone needs a lengthy time out. This is only my second Lillian Cheatham romance, and I think she’s great. Crazy, but great.