***Spoilers included***
There are many issues with this book, one of the least severe being that no one in the novel titled Barefoot actually goes barefoot aside from perhaps the kids! Why were there continuous inclusions of people stuffing sand in each others’ shoes (my worst nightmare) when Hilderbrand desired the title to be the opposite? Maybe the publisher had her change it.
I read in her Acknowledgement that this book marks a new beginning for Hilderbrand, which I guess means she had kids. As I’ve read books written before this one and after, the plot definitely deviates from her usual standard in a displeasing way. Usually, readers get vivid descriptions of Nantucket, food, whiny teenagers, and older woman sex. Woooo, summer! (I guess.) In this one, we instead get a cancer scare, an OD, people mostly too sick (physically or emotionally) to eat, and murky morals. I may have preferred to read The Innocent Imposter.
Plot: Vicki, her sister Brenda, and Melanie go with Vicki’s four-year-old and baby to Nantucket for the summer so Vicki can get chemo at a less renown hospital away from her husband who desires to take care of her. She spends her time accusing said supportive husband of cheating, skipping chemo treatments, and almost dying because she hates the hospital all to wind up surviving in the end. Yeah, this is a summer read, so we can’t have dark cancer where the person dies and leaves her children like in real life, right? If I were someone with cancer, a survivor, or someone with family who were, I would be really triggered to read Vicki’s story. Meanwhile, Brenda has been kicked out of academia because she had an affair with her college student (but of course, he’s older than her and waits around all summer for her to call, then shows up to Nantucket so they can have more sex). She’s supposed to be writing a screenplay, but instead pawns her nephews off on a babysitter, kisses said babysitter, and at the end somehow gets a screenplay deal by calling one of her former students at 2 am. Brenda is so worthless that even Hilderbrand does not give her a followup in the Epilogue. Melanie is pregnant with her cheating husband’s baby, takes him back because he shows up one day and merely says he’s sorry because “vows are vows,” but spends her time having sex with the babysitter.
Babysitter Josh is a more interesting character, but his refusal to dump Didi (even though he goes to a great college and could undoubtedly find a girl there) and his mommy issues were just weird. I’m sure I’d love a young hot guy to watch my sons if I were sick, but it was especially problematic that these women seemed to pass him around for whatever they needed: sex, support, childcare, etc. and he is just dropped at the end. Sadly, he didn’t make it in the Epilogue except to write Melanie a note that should have said: “You’re pathetic for going back to a guy who doesn’t even know how to apologize properly. And who cheats with a woman named Frances?!”
The story was definitely not something I’d desire to read at the beach for the above reasons. Hilderbrand has a model that readers come to expect, and cancer doesn’t fit. As previously mentioned, Vicki clearly can’t die because that would be too depressing, so Didi gets to, but that can’t even be a tragedy because Hilderbrand paints her as a prostitute, unhinged, overweight unfortunate townie. There is a clear agenda: The young women (Didi and Frances) cannot keep the men in this book because the older women are more “mature” and do everything for the men, including being willing to jump out a window whilst pregnant to meet them for sex on the beach! Then, there’s the whole “be a pushover to get the man” agenda. Plan a lobster picnic while cancer is eating your body because your husband wants to fish? Sure! Cry in a bathtub while your husband goes to have office sex and often doesn’t come home? Sounds like a typical Saturday night for Melanie! Have sex with a student because he can’t wait a few months until he is no longer your student? It must be true love! Also, Walsh was Brenda’s only real relationship and they mainly just had sex, but they’re happy in the end?
Another unsettling presentation of this book was how the university was presented. Brenda, a new professor, only taught two undergrad classes capped at around twelve students…was she making $6,000 for the year?! She was a “celebrity” because of teacher evaluations? A department handles accusations of misconduct by inviting another professor and a student who are accusing you to meet in the cafeteria, and then your side is never asked? What the hell school is this?! Also, why give us the whole plot of The Innocent Imposter if it really doesn’t relate to the novel I’m reading at all, and why didn’t Hilderbrand ever explain her own connection to it?
The only thing I liked was the idea that Josh and “the three” were connected, and maybe some of the sister backstory (although Vicki agreeing to go with Brenda’s friend to prom and deciding not to just because she didn’t feel like it was a bitch move).
This is tied for my least favorite Hilderbrand along with Nantucket Nights!