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The Two Ronnies: Their Funniest Jokes, One-Liners and Sketches

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For almost two decades, Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett combined to produce one of the nation's all-time favourite comedy shows. Here collected together for the first time is the very best of the Two Ronnies immaculately crafted material. From their opening "But First the News" jokes to their classic two-hander sketches, Ronnie Barker's hilarious speeches and monologues and Ronnie Corbett's shaggy-dog tales in "the chair" are the perfect gift for fans to enjoy their favourite lines again and again.

160 pages, Paperback

First published September 4, 2003

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Ronnie Barker

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Ronald William George Barker, OBE was an English actor, comedian, writer, broadcaster and businessman. He was known for his roles in various British comedy television series, such as The Frost Report, Porridge, The Two Ronnies and Open All Hours.

Born in Bedford, he began his acting career in repertory theatre and decided he was best suited to performing comic roles. Barker gained his first acting successes at the Oxford Playhouse and later in various roles in the West End including Tom Stoppard's The Real Inspector Hound. During this period, he became a cast member on BBC radio and television comedy programmes such as The Navy Lark. Barker got his television break with the satirical sketch series The Frost Report in 1966 where he met future collaborator Ronnie Corbett. He joined David Frost's production company and was to star in a number ITV shows including a short film during this period.

However, it was after rejoining the BBC that he found fame with the sketch show The Two Ronnies (1971—1986) with Ronnie Corbett. After the series of pilots called Seven of One, he gained starring roles in the sitcoms Porridge, its sequel Going Straight and Open All Hours. Apart from being a performer, he was noted as a comedy writer both under his own name and the pseudonym Gerald Wiley, which Barker adopted to avoid pre-judgements of his talent. Barker won the BAFTA for Best Light Entertainment Performance four times, amongst other awards, and received an OBE in 1978.

Later television sitcoms such as The Magnificent Evans and Clarence were less successful and he decided to retire in 1987. After his retirement, he opened an antiques shop with his wife, Joy. After 1997, he appeared in a number of smaller, non-comic roles in films.

Barker's writing style was "based on precise scripts and perfect timing." It often involved playing with language, including humour involving such linguistic items as spoonerisms and double entendres. He "preferred innuendo over the crudely explicit, a restraint that demanded some imagination from the audience and was the essence of his comedy." He "never liked sex or obscenity on television, but there was no shortage of frisky gags in The Two Ronnies". Corbett said he had "a mastery of the English language".

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September 15, 2020
Good quality jokes and fantastic sketches. It was just what I wanted. Recommended if you like good quality, non vulgar comedy.
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January 11, 2022
Wily wordplay and playful punnery abounds with these two comedy icons.
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April 18, 2018
Although this contains genuinely funny quotes and sketches, it lacks a lot of their classic comedy. It does have four candles but misses a lot of other great sketches.
Great as an introduction to their comedy. A little disappointing if you are already a fan.
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May 12, 2017
42 WORD REVIEW:

Ronnie Corbett and Ronnie Barker were at their witty, rip-roaring, wordy best in this mid-1970s LP collection of Two Ronnies sketches, faux news items and assorted titbits – an uproarious comedy hodgepodge of what should have been said (‘and it’s goodnight from him’).
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