Dead Santa: & Other Heartwarming Christmas Tales

by Patrick Kill

For those who have been NAUGHTY this year... Sick of getting a lump of coal in your stocking every year? Well, this is your year! Tell Santa (or your husband, wife, mistress, etc.) to surprise you with Patrick Kill's latest chapbook, Dead Santa & Other Heartwarming Christmas Tales, collecting 6 very twisted Christmas stories.Stories included in this " A Brief History" | "The Little Hummer Boy" | "Toys For Tits" | Eggnog & Exlax | "This Wonderful Life" | "Dead Santa".

65 pages, Paperback

Published November 18, 2020

About the author

Patrick Kill specializes in writing the most absurd, iconoclastic humorous dark fiction around. At 6’1’’, he is the tallest midget on earth. He is a competitive eater…of children. He prefers footie pajamas with someone else’s feet in them. He fishes for dead bodies in drainage ditches during the day and traps for yeti at night. He is the most ridiculous man in the world. His favorite saying is: “I don’t always eat humans, but when I do, it’s dos Mexicanos. Stay evil, my friends.”