I picked this book up because I enjoy movies and I thought it might help me understand what goes on behind the scenes. It did. The Title is apt: most of these anecdotes fall into the category of “horror stories.” It’s about scripts rejected, discarded, ruined, stolen and rewritten, and screenwriters, the same fate for them, plus doublecrossed, outwitted, betrayed, and and rarely, successful. It’s a mean life, and if I learned one thing from it, it is that I would never, ever want the job of a Hollywood screenwriter.
These short anecdotes come from a huge cross-section of screenwriters and Hollywood insiders but they all express the thrill, the drug-like high, of getting a script made into an actual movie, no matter how crummy it might be. Most of the movies mentioned, I have never heard of, and of the ones I have heard of, 90% are mediocre or ridiculous. There are only a handful of comments from writers of really high quality movies, like The Sting, Ray, and so forth. I found it interesting that getting a script put on the screen is the holy grail, not achievement of artistic quality.
The book reinforces my preconceptions that making movies in Hollywood is all about return on investment and nothing about quality. The process for selection of scripts to be produced is essentially random, or it occurs by personal networking. It is by no means a meritocracy. The same is true, I guess for novels.
No movie has a single screenwriter anymore. Movies are all done by committee, which is usually obvious on the screen, and the reasons for that are fascinating.
The book is entertaining and an easy read. Entries are 100 to 500 words and are personal anecdotes, “war stories,” as it were. One gets a sense of how the movie-making process works, at least from the point of view of the writer. Recommended for any masochist who thinks they might be interested in writing movies.