Lily Larouche was a famous (and famously notorious!) actress. Her exploits made her a legend right up until the day she disappeared.
Forty years later, she awakens in her bed with no idea how she got there, or what she's been doing for all that time. In her laundry room, in the washing machine, she finds a baby and a note that reads, "This is Jo. Please take care of her. But beware. This is a DANGEROUS baby."
Thirteen years after that, the mysterious Colonel Korsakov arrives to bring Jo a gift. And, to protect her...
And so it begins, this epic fantasy/adventure featuring not one, but two of the most delightful villains I've ever encountered. One is a secret, so I'll save his charms for you to discover, but the other...
Well, let's meet Ken Kiang, an easily bored millionaire, who once gave "postmodern, yet easy-to-manage" hairstyles to underprivileged school children, before toddler-proofing the entire city of Baltimore. Now he's out to prove he is the most stylishly evil man who ever lived!
"Enough," said Ken Kiang. "Although there is a rich tradition in villainy of pointlessly toying with people before killing them, I'm finding it tiresome. Well, nobody can say I'm halfhearted at being evil, for I have done all the required toying. You will die in thirty seconds."
Now that's a stylishly evil villain!
In the meantime, our "dangerous" baby, Jo, has just hit her first teen year, and has turned out to be "disappointingly ordinary." But things are about to change as Jo and Aunt Lily venture to Eldritch City and meet the mysterious Order of Odd-Fish. We gradually find out Jo's origins, and just where Lily was during her "missing years." There are plenty of secrets to discover, and one BIG secret that must be kept...or else!
The entire book is a great deal of fun and well, massively silly at times. Come for the villains, stay for the flying ostriches, squid rides, and of course, the giant bugs wearing pantaloons.