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Grumpy Old Git Jokes: Because Life's Not All Fun, Fun, Fun

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Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humor? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits the UK has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favorite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education, and technology. It muses on the grump's least favorite people (including judges, bankers, and lawyers—"What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? About three pounds, including the urn"), the perennial subjects of aging ("Old age is always fifteen years older than what I am"), and health ("All you've got is hypochondria." "Can you give me anything for it?"). This deliciously cynical, delightfully dour, mirthfully miserable book will help anyone indulge their inner grumpy old git.

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First published September 1, 2014

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