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304 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1981
The satirical vocabulary of some people is very limited. A sharecropper, for instance, may be limited to five or ten “words,” or garments, from which it is possible to create only a few “sentences,” or costumes, expressing only the most basic concepts.
… thinking seriously about what we wear is like thinking seriously about what we say: it can only be done occasionally or we should find ourselves tongue-tied, unable to get dressed at all.
More generally, the idea that even when we say nothing our clothes are talking noisily to everyone who sees us, telling them who we are, where we come from, what we like to do in bed and a dozen other intimate things, maybe unsettling. To wear what “everyone else” is wearing is no solution to the problem, any more than it would be to say what everyone is saying… We can lie in the language of dress, or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald it is impossible to be silent.
Within the limits imposed by economics, clothes are acquired, used and discarded just as words are, because they meet our needs and express our ideas and emotions. All the exhortations of experts on language cannot save outmoded terms of speech or persuade people to use new ones “correctly.” In the same way, those garments that reflect what we are or want to be at the moment will be purchased and worn, and those that do not will not…
To put on someone else’s clothes is symbolically to take on their personality… The sharing of clothes is always a strong indication of shared tastes, options and even personality. Next time you are at a large party, meeting or public event, look around the room and ask yourself if there is anyone present whose clothes you would be willing to wear yourself on that occasion. If so, he or she is apt to be a soul mate.
For many people, agreeable working conditions and well-disposed birds are worth more than a possible promotion in the bush. The clerk who dresses like his boss is apt to be regarded by other clerks as a cold fish or an ass-kicker; the secretary in her severe skirted suit is seen as snotty and pretentious: Who does she think she is, in that getup? Moreover, somebody who is distrusted and disliked by his or her equals is very unlikely ever to become their superior. It is also rare for a boss who wants to have employees who dress exactly as he or she does - especially since they are usually younger and may already have the edge in appearance.
… In any contemporary gatherings, no matter what its occasion, the well-to-do can be observed to have on more clothes. The men are more likely to wear vests; the women are more apt to wear panty hose, superfluous scarves and useless little wraps. Even in hot weather the difference is plain. At an outdoor restaurant on a summer day the customers who have more money and have had it longer will be ones in jackets and/or long-sleeved shirts and dresses. If it gets frightfully hot they may roll up their sleeves, but in such a way that there is no doubt about their actual length.