"Two Blondes" by Charlaine Harris - Three stars. Sookie's not sure why Pam has invited her to come along for a girls' getaway, and why they're going to the land of casinos and strip clubs. Sure enough, their vacation is a pretense for yet more vampire politics. While the story was interesting, nothing new happened. It could have been titled "Yet Another Adventure in the Sookie Saga." Good enough to tide you over between novels but nothing you need to rush out for.
"The Boys Go Fishing" by Sarah Smith - Two stars. Bill Green is a retired superhero mourning the loss of his mortal wife. When a girl knocks on his door and asks him to train the next generation of "Talents", he agrees, on one condition. The story draws from a variety of sources: superheroes, Ranma 1/2, the Loch Ness monster. Unfortunately this makes it feel confused and mish-mashed, with no unifying theme or explanation. There's no real character development, and the ending seemed to come out of nowhere. The themes of isolation and mortality could have been interesting, but they weren't.
"One for the Money" by Jeaniene Frost - Five stars. Cat and Bones return for a well-deserved vacation. Unfortunately, they are interrupted by a lady in distress (heavy on the "distress" and light on the "lady") and then again by Cat's acerbic mother on an interrupted vacation of her own. This is Cat and Bones at their best with action, drama and steamy sex. The relationship between Bones and Justina is developed a little further here and made me smile at one crucial moment.
"Meanwhile, Far Across the Caspian Sea..." by Daniel Stashower - Five stars. The nameless narrator takes a job researching for an encyclopedia publisher, only to run into conflict with a senior editor who has never taken a vacation. The author bio says he is a mystery writer and it shows. The story glides along, each clue dropping smoothly into place. I especially loved the contrasts running throughout the story, some done so subtly they're not picked up until a reread.
"The Innsmouth Nook" by A Lee Martinez - Four stars. When Philip and Vance open a bed and breakfast in a dreary New England village, it does not become the vacation hotspot that they had hoped for, and the insular locals are closemouthed and unhelpful. Cute and clever short. There were some hints dropped that I didn't understand, but I'm sure that they would have explained a lot about the story if I was more familiar with THE classic of this genre. I especially loved the dynamic between Philip and Vance.
"Safe and Sound" by Jeff Abbott - Three stars. When an American college student goes missing during a vacation to a small South American country, an opportunistic news anchor jumps on the story as ratings gold - especially since no one can recognize or locate the exotically beautiful woman he disappeared with. The opening was intriguing, since who doesn't love to hate people like Nora Dare?, and the ending was quite fitting, but the middle part dragged.
"Seeing is Believing" by L A Banks - Three stars. Soon after a local psychic inherits her mother's job of police consultant, she makes an incredible claim that has the sheriff believing her "overtired". At the urging of him and her supportive brother, she travels to New Orleans and meets a young man also involved in the psychic community. For some reason Jessica is never described, which bothers me. I'm still not even certain what race she is, especially blatant when compared to everyone else's descriptions. And while there's not enough of Ralph seen to make him a stereotype, he edges dangerously close. The story was also bogged down by a habit of repeating plot points and switching perspectives mid-paragraph without warning. Still, the characterization was vivid and I enjoyed Grand's dialogue.
"The Perils of Effrijim" by Katie MacAlister - Four stars. A demon's vacation is jeopardized when a jealous apprentice witch banishes him back to Hell, and he must scramble to salvage it before his owner returns from hers. I believe this is part of an ongoing series, but I don't follow this author. The short is high-energy and quite silly - a torture scene includes singing "My Humps" over and over again. I know some people will find the last sentence incredibly amusing but I just found it frustrating.
"Thin Walls" by Christopher Golden - Five stars. The walls of Tim's hotel room are painfully thin, and his neighbors keep him up at night with their sexual escapades. But that's not all he hears through their walls. Is it Freudian of me to observe that when female authors show a beautiful woman enjoying sex, this is portrayed as a positive thing, but with a male author it's negative? Maybe, or maybe this story aims to hit men in their most immediate fears. But despite my discomfort with the implications, this is a compelling and well-written short.
"The Heart is Always Right" by Lilith Saintcrow - Five stars. A gargoyle with a crush on a department store checker soon finds that she has become a focus for magic, with the forces of evil scrambling to possess her before the good does. I found the repeated use of Heart distracting - it seems to have three or four different meanings so I was never quite sure what it meant this time. But the story is sweet and the nameless gargoyle is adorkable. In retrospect, the title is quite fitting.
"The Demon in the Dunes" by Chris Grabenstein - Five stars. Sixteen-year-old David is having a summer fling at the beach, but his trysts are interrupted by a scary figure only he can see. Genuinely creepy story with a poignant ending, as any good ghost story should have. It's filled with nostalgia both for the innocence of youth and for the era he grew up in, wrapped up in the tale of his first love.
"Home from America" by Sharan Newman - Two stars. All his life, Patrick has dreamed of going to Ireland to find his roots, but when he finally does he gets the shock of a lifetime. I found this short to be just generally unlikeable. The protagonist is petulant and self-centered, more of a teenager than a twenty-something. His family is nonchalant to the point of negligence. And the ending infuriated me, as it came out of the blue and left a bad taste in my mouth.
"Pirate Dave's Haunted Amusement Park" by Toni L P Kelner - Four stars. After becoming a werewolf, Joyce retreats to her childhood theme park for a much needed break. But even that relaxation is denied here, because something is wrong at Pirate Dave's. Cute, lighthearted short. I had to laugh at Joyce's sarcastic competence, raising an eyebrow as she points out the villain's flaws. It was the perfect piece to end the anthology on.