Brüt Stallyn vs The Vampire Space Bimbos from Outer Space

by Fauster Kent

SCHLOCK, SMUT AND GORE GALORE!Also... guns, boobs, monsters, explosions, chainsaws, blood, beheadings and cutesy catgirls!Join Brüt Stallyn and his unending arsenal of utterly badass weaponry in this series of rip-roaring adventures across the cosmos. In this first installment, our titular hero battles Vampire Space Bimbos, a cannibalistic Preying Mantis gunslinger, an ornery Catgirl, and more!Praise for Fauster Kent and Brüt Stallyn vs The Vampire Space Bimbos from Outer The Gunzerker Chronicles, Volume 1:"⭐✰✰✰✰ Well written captivating trash." -Amazon Reviewer"Wait. Is 'boobily' actually a word?" -My brother-in-law完全廢話。-Confucius"I'm a very stable genius. A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10, but this is the greatest book I've ever read. In fairness, it's the only book I've read. Buy it now. Somebody get me a Diet Coke." -Donald Trump, Last President of America"This is awful. I love it. When can I read more?" -Beta Reader"Oh, Fauster." -My Mother"Ευλογημένοι είναι οι εξαιρετικά βίαιοι, γιατί θα κληρονομήσουν πολύ σέξι κορίτσια." -Jesus, This book contains scenes of graphic violence, extreme gore, vulgar language, toxic masculinity, and non-explicit sex. It's a heckuva lot of Reading this book is guaranteed to make you 3.14159% dumber. It is also 85% guaranteed to make you laugh, 60% guaranteed to gross you out, and carries an approximately 15% chance of physical arousal*†. Please enjoy responsibly.* You pervert.† SURGEON ADMIRAL'S If you experience sexual arousal while reading scenes of extreme gore and/or graphic violence, please see a psychiatric professional at once. Females may experience instances of spontaneous orgasm while reading Brüt Stallyn VS the Vampire Space Bimbos from Outer Space. Zuba Independent Press and affiliated authors are not liable for injuries sustained during spontaneous Brüt Stallyn-induced orgasm.

84 pages, Paperback

Published May 6, 2019