I sent a postcard of SAKI (who has an uncanny resemblance to actor/comedian, Bob Hope). I was curious about him. He was a British writer and has been referred to as the Master short-story writer. He would repeat certain subjects and seemed to have a thing for discussing wolves, forests, Parliament and just plain gossip with a touch of humor. So, what better than to purchase his complete book of short stories. I was in for a surprise. He has this Old English way of writing. I found it fun, amusing and sometimes boring. I got through it in-between my other books. And as I look back at all that I encompassed from him I have to say that I am impressed by his way of words. I think my favorite story was “DUSK”. You can bing or google ‘Dusk by Saki’ and you can immediately read it. I must give some honorable mention to these stories: THE PHANTOM LUNCHEON and THE INTERLOPERS.
I started this book in late November 2022 and have been reading one of his short stories now and then. I’m happy my experience with SAKI is over—if that provides an indication about the book; however, I do appreciate the lines that followed that did capture me along the way:
REGINALD ON CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
There ought to be technical education classes on the science of present-giving. No one seems to have the faintest notion of what anyone else wants.
REGINALD ON THE ACADEMY
“The art of life was the avoidance of the unattainable”
REGINALD’s CHOIR TREAT
In the country people rise early to see if a new strawberry has happened during the night.
REGINALD ON WORRIES
Over here the trouble is that so many people who have money to throw about seem to have such vague ideas where to throw it.
REGINALD’s RUBAIYAT
It might be taken as an endorsement of deplorable methods.
THE INNOCENCE OF REGINALD
“I am just in the mood to have my portrait painted by someone with an unmistakable future.”
“I love people who do unexpected things.”
“I had an idea that I’d like to write a book. It was to be a book of personal reminiscences and was to leave out nothing.”
REGINALD IN RUSSIA
“A life of pleasure-seeking and card-playing and dissipation brings only dissatisfaction. You will find that out some day.”
Reginald felt that there is some privacy which should be sacred from intrusion.
THE RETICENCE OF LADY ANNE
In matters artistic they had a similarity of taste. They leaned towards the honest and explicit in art, a picture, for instance, that told its own story, with generous assistance from its title.
“After all, I’m only human, you know. You seem to forget that I’m only human.”
“I am willing, if I can thereby restore things to a happier standpoint, to undertake to lead a better life.”
GABRIEL-ERNST
He was a great walker. It was his custom to take mental notes of everything he saw during his walks, not so much for the purpose of assisting contemporary science as to provide topics for conversation afterwards.
THE BAG
“Be as bright and lively as you can; the poor man’s got a fit of the glooms.”
THE BAKER’s DOZEN
“Time has only added ripeness to your charms.”
“You’ve got to educate him first. You can’t expect a boy to be vicious till he’s been to a good school.”
THE MATCH-MAKER
“All decent people live beyond their incomes nowadays, and those who aren’t respectable live beyond other people’s. A few gifted individuals manage to do both.”
“If one wants a thing done in a hurry one must see to it oneself.”
THE STAMPEDING OF LADY BASTABLE
Lost dignity is not a possession which can be restored at a moment’s notice...the process of returning to normal conditions is almost as painful as a slow recovery from drowning.
ADRIAN
“Well, there is a strong strain of madness in our family. If you haven’t noticed it yourself all your friends must have.”
“And be surrounded by Americans trying to talk French? No, thank you. I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.”
THE CHAPLET
One cannot discount the unpleasant things of this world merely by looking the other way.
THE QUEST
“When love is over, how little of love even the lover understands.”
FILBOID STUDGE, THE STORY OF A MOUSE THAT HELPED
People will do things from a sense of duty which they would never attempt as pleasure. There are thousands of respectable middle-class men who, if you found them unexpectedly in a Turkish bath, would explain in all sincerity that a doctor had ordered them to take Turkish baths; if you told them in return that you went there because you liked it, they would stare in pained wonder at the frivolity of your motive.
THE STORY OF ST. VESPALUUS
“Tell me a story.”
“What sort of a story?”
“One just true enough to be interesting and not true enough to be tiresome.”
“Every profession has its secrets. If it hadn’t it wouldn’t be a profession.”
THE WAY TO THE DAIRY
“Travel enlarges the mind.”
THE PEACE OF MOWSLE BARTON
Time and space seemed to lose their meaning and their abruptness; the minutes slid away into hours, and the meadows and fallows sloped away into middle distance, softly and imperceptibly.
Now and then she would break off into a shrill laugh, with a note of malice in it that was not pleasant to hear.
“Very bad for our nerves, all this rush and hurry. Give me peace and quiet of the country.”
An exuberant rendering of “1812” was being given by a strenuous orchestra, came nearest to his ideal of a nerve sedative.
MINISTERS OF GRACE
A large black swan, which had recently shown signs of a savage and dangerous disposition, had suddenly attacked a young gentleman who was walking by the water’s edge, dragged him down under the surface, and drowned him before anyone could come to his assistance...
THE REMOULDING OF GROBY LINGTON
“A man is known by the company he keeps.”
What, after all, did his daily routine amount to but a sedate meandering and pecking and perching, in his garden, among his fruit trees, in his wicker chair on the lawn, or by the fireside in his library.
THE HEN
“That’s just the trouble. It’s when servants have been with you for years that they become a really serious nuisance.”
“It is not always wise to humor people when they get these ideas into their heads. There’s no knowing to what lengths they may go if you encourage them.”
THE LULL
“One occasionally has to do things one does not like.”
THE SCHARTZ-METTERKLUME METHOD
“I wish them not only to be taught but interested in what they learn.”
THE BLIND SPOT
“People don’t always weigh the consequences of their rash acts, otherwise there would be very few murders committed. He is a man of a hot temper.”
DUSK
At Hyde Park Corner, his imagination pictured things as he sat on this bench in the almost deserted walk. He was not disinclined to take a certain cynical pleasure in observing and labelling his fellow wanderers as they went their ways in the dark stretches between the lamplights.
“I suppose you think I’ve spun you rather an impossible yarn.”
THE QUINCE TREE
“I often do things that I oughtn’t to do. And I am always swayed by the last person who speaks to me.”
THE STAKE
“He suffers quite a lot from neuralgia.”
“The cook must be preparing something unusually sumptuous in your honor.”
CLOVIS ON PARENTAL RESPONSIBILITIES
“You must have noticed that it’s always the important things that one forgets, while the trivial, unnecessary facts of life stick in one’s memory.”
TEA
“Now tell me hundreds of things.”
THE WOLVES OF CERNOGRATZ
“My father used to tell me many stories...I knew all the family legends and stories. When one has nothing left but memories, one guards and dusts them with special care.”
THE GUESTS
“Now, perhaps, you can understand my appreciation of a sleepy countryside where things don’t happen.”
THE PHANTOM LUNCHEON
“...you can pass yourself off as me. People say that we are so alike that they can hardly tell us apart.”
A BREAD AND BUTTER MISS
A flutter, indicative of general boredom; went round the table. Other people’s dreams are about as universally interesting as accounts of other people’s gardens, or chickens, or children.
“I dreamt about the winner of the Derby,” said Lola.
A swift reaction of attentive interest set in.
“Do tell us what you dreamt,” came in a chorus.
THE INTERLOPERS
“...you offered me your wine flask...I will be your friend.”
QUAIL SEED
To go directly from a shopping expedition to a tea party was what was known locally as “living in a whirl”.
EXPECTING MRS. PENTHERBY
“Women will quarrel. You can’t prevent it; it’s I the nature of the sex. A woman will endure discomforts, and make sacrifices, and go without things to a heroic extent, but the one luxury she will not go without is her quarrels.”
MARK
“Time with you is a commodity of considerable importance. Minutes, even have their value.”
“No one ought to travel without one or two novels in their luggage as stand-by.”
THE MAPPINED LIFE
“To some people a restricted income doesn’t matter a bit, in fact it often seems to help as a means for getting a lot of reality out of life: I am sure there are men and women who do their shopping in little back streets of Paris, buying four carrots and a shred of beef for their daily sustenance, who lead a perfectly real and eventful existence.”
FATE
There are occasions when one must take one’s Fate in one’s hands.
SHOCK TACTICS
“One never realizes one’s blessing while one enjoys them.”