This book basically reminded me of Beverly Hills. 90s teen drama (only this time taking place in Canada rather than BH) with REALLY unlikeable characters. The only characters that were alright were Phoebe, Levesque, and Philomen. So of course, they’re treated the shittiest, isn’t that standard procedure? Brynn I guess wasn’t too bad either, but I was annoyed that her story consisted of nothing but being pushed around by her dumb bitchy friend Edie, who apparently gets to dictate who Brynn can and can’t speak to or hang out with (hello abusive friendships, we meet again), and how she wouldn’t listen to Evan’s side of the story, because it sounded like Edie forced him into a relationship. But I guess it’s okay because while abusing girls is wrong, abusing guys is cool, right? Granted, Evan was annoying too, in that he wouldn’t take no for an answer, and no means no, regardless of the circumstances or how unfair you think it is. He even said, “I’m going to keep trying”, which is basically a threat. As someone who has dealt with people continuously bothering after I’ve told them how it is, and making more unwelcome advances after I made it clear that I wasn’t interested, I can’t stand these kind of people.
And for the fucking love of god…GIRLS AND GUYS CAN HANG OUT WITH EACH OTHER AND TALK AND WALK AND LAUGH AND JOKE AROUND, WITHOUT IT BEING SOME ROMANTIC THING. STOP GETTING JEALOUS SO EASILY. FUCK.
And finally, the greatest tragedy of them all…Chloe. Who of course is the main character, go figure. Because we have to have the biggest bitch be also the most important person, right? (Btw, what is with all these annoying female characters that get to have nice names? Chloe, Mia, Brenda, Zoey, Tessa, etc.) Chloe isn't quite as bad as those other ones, but she comes pretty damn close. She is spoiled, selfish, bratty, mean, rude, obnoxious, and also kind of racist. Yep, I said it. First she bitches and complains about some nice guy who likes her, describing him as “some stupid Chinese guy right off the plane” and criticizes his accent, then turns around and acts like a hypocrite if people so much as ask her questions, just because she herself is Asian. THEN, when she finds out that the guy she likes has a racist father, she goes and does what everyone does to the innocent white kid when you find out they might have a racist relative—take it out on them. Because all white kids should be ashamed and take responsibility for what other people do. She automatically starts accusing the boy she supposedly likes, Shadd, and her own friend, Rita, of being racist too when neither of them ever said anything remotely racist to this bitch. Get fucked, Chloe.
She’s also just a disgustingly rude shit to Phoebe, to Brynn, to Levesque, to Phil, to just about everyone. And her and her group of THUG friends (that’s what they are) attacked an innocent man in his shop and we’re supposed to feel sorry for them. This wasn’t even a mystery, because we knew what happened. It’s a good thing this book was short and easy to read, because the whole story was basically just, “Once upon a time, a spoiled bitch named Chloe existed. She was a hypocritical racist who criticized both white people and Asian people, and one day, her group of mates decided to randomly attack a man in his shop. Then she goes and plays victim, and cries some more when she then gets found out, and her soft-ass punishment is that she has to work in his shop. Boo hoo hoo.” Fuck off.
I have the second book, “Over the Edge”, which I’d actually had ever since I was a little kid, because it’s an old book my sister had lying on her bookshelves. I always thought it looked interesting, but now I’m not so sure, because it’ll have that brat as the main character. I’ll read it sometime I suppose, but not right away.