Theodosia Throckmorton is a precocious young girl who is an adept both at Egyptology, and the sinister curses of ancient Egyptian magic. She works constantly to protect her family and the museum they work at from different curses, but when her mother brings the evil Heart of Egypt back from the Valley of Kings, she finds the whole of England is at risk.
Well, everybody has their own likes and dislikes, and I shouldn't be saying my opinion has more value than anyone else's, etc, etc, but I'm not going to mince words. I hate this book.
I hate this book, please don't read it.
Theodosia Throckmorton... the term 'Mary Sue' is thrown around too often, and sometimes just used as a label of a character someone doesn't like. But Theodosia is as Mary Sue as you can get without being a parody. She is good at EVERYTHING, and smarter than EVERYONE. Her father is a professional Egyptologist, has been for all of his adult life, but she reads hieroglyphics better than him. She bumps into a brotherhood of experts on ancient magic, and she knows magic better than them. She was bullied at school because she was smarter than the other girls. She's just perfect, and surrounded by cretins who don't recognize it. Mary Sue.
Reading the depiction of Egypt in this book is painfully awkward. The book is full of curses, explicitly evil, from Egypt. Why? Because the items attached to the curses were looted from tombs? No, because they're evil. Magic from Egypt = evil. Every single example, explicitly evil. Some off-hand mention is made of good Egyptian gods, but the constant refrain is Egypt is full of evil curses. I don't want to say racist, it's just an uncomfortable level of dismissal for an entire culture. The ONLY actual Egyptian in the book is a porter who is servile and speaks in 'yes missy' pidgin English. Damn, I don't want to say racist, it's just SO unsympathetic and uncomfortable!
Everyone in this book is an awful person. Theodosia treats everyone like garbage. She dislikes people based on looks. She's condescending towards everyone. Her desperate attempts to get parental approval are pathetic, her parents are awful, and I wish this were a more adult book so it could end with her having the revelation that her parents are bastards and walking away from them. No, of course not, the book ends with her realizing her parents DO love her, despite several hundred pages of them having absolutely no concern for her well-being. Her parents are upset over how badly the British are treating Egyptians - could it be they actually have a conscience? No, guess again, they're upset because an Egyptian nationalist movement would interfere with their archaeology. How does Theodosia react to actual flesh-and-blood Egyptians living in poverty and misery with no control over their own country? Quote; "I heaved another sigh of boredom."
The biggest problems I had were with the characters, but there was no joy in the story either. It was just choked with lame coincidences that kept the plot moving. The Heart of Egypt is stolen, so Theodosia goes to a rival museum in hopes of getting some information. She follows a random guy from there and, wouldn't you know it, HE was carrying the Heart of Egypt. She bumps into a mystic brotherhood and they reveal everything about the Heart of Egypt and the enemy trying to sabotage England, and, having delivered exposition, proceed to be 100% useless for the rest of the book so that Theodosia has to do everything. When she finally gets to Egypt with the Heart of Egypt she has to return it to its original tomb to break the curse. You'd think that her parents' porter wouldn't take her to the tomb alone, since doing so would absolutely cause him to be fired if the family found out - or arrested if anything actually happened to her. Good news for this railroad-plot, he agrees to take her without hesitation.
I get that this is a kid's book, I shouldn't be expecting high literature. But, can't we expect a little more from what we feed our children's minds with? And as far as being for kids, it a huge disappointment there, too. So many awful lessons are packed into this wreck; disrespecting parents, lying to parents, treating your brother like he's less than you, insulting anyone you dislike, dropping out of school because it's not good enough for you, wallowing in arrogance, treating your pet like an inconvenience, desperately seeking the approval of crappy "loved ones", forgiving emotionally abusive "loved ones" when they act contrite... way to enable those abusers, JUST what I want my daughter to learn.
Finishing this book was like bearing nails scraped on a chalk board. I only did so to be able to write this review, and having done so I passionately hope to never read anything by this author again.