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Lucifer Just Wanted To Pet Kittens
Book two of the Oceanview Trilogy. Following on from the events in God Just Wanted To Play Golf.
fallen angel, snappy dresser, and the dashingly good-looking CEO of Hell, enjoys a drama-free and peaceful life. He spends his days high-fiving new residents and ensuring their needs are met with an endless supply of LSD, electronic dance music, and neon glowsticks. So, when the entire population of Heaven shows up on his doorstep, his happy life is ripped out from beneath him. Forced to team up with the Grim Reaper, their quest leads them to the hallowed halls of the Kingdom of Angels, where they make an earth-shattering discovery. Heaven is closed and God is missing.
Meanwhile, a mysterious portal has opened in the rubble of the small town of Oceanview, and the Oceanview Seven, the only survivors of the zombie-demon apocalypse, find themselves hunted by a strange and deadly creature called The Caretaker.
When one of the survivors is critically injured by a cursed weapon, the rest of the Oceanview Seven and the Grim Reaper create an unlikely alliance with the leaders of Heaven and Hell. As the team begins to uncover the shocking truth, a dangerous and relentless new enemy emerges from the darkest depths of the Old Testament.
fallen angel, snappy dresser, and the dashingly good-looking CEO of Hell, enjoys a drama-free and peaceful life. He spends his days high-fiving new residents and ensuring their needs are met with an endless supply of LSD, electronic dance music, and neon glowsticks. So, when the entire population of Heaven shows up on his doorstep, his happy life is ripped out from beneath him. Forced to team up with the Grim Reaper, their quest leads them to the hallowed halls of the Kingdom of Angels, where they make an earth-shattering discovery. Heaven is closed and God is missing.
Meanwhile, a mysterious portal has opened in the rubble of the small town of Oceanview, and the Oceanview Seven, the only survivors of the zombie-demon apocalypse, find themselves hunted by a strange and deadly creature called The Caretaker.
When one of the survivors is critically injured by a cursed weapon, the rest of the Oceanview Seven and the Grim Reaper create an unlikely alliance with the leaders of Heaven and Hell. As the team begins to uncover the shocking truth, a dangerous and relentless new enemy emerges from the darkest depths of the Old Testament.
- GenresFantasy
457 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 10, 2022
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About the author
Craig W. Chenery
17 books20 followersCraig W. Chenery is the critically acclaimed and award-winning author of "God Just Wanted To Play Golf". "God Just Wanted To Play Golf", book one in the Oceanview Trilogy was released in 2019 to strong presales and reviews. Reviewers have called it "Shaun of the Dead meets Dogma". Book two, "Lucifer Just Wanted To Pet Kittens" will be released Fall 2022. Craig is currently developing book three, tentatively titled "Death Just Wanted To Eat Waffles". Craig is also working on an as of now untitled sci-fi novel.
Craig has written stories for numerous horror and Steampunk anthologies and horror magazines. His first major release, the award winning "Blood Splatter: A Guide to Cinematic Zombie Violence, Gore and Special Effects", an in depth look at gore in zombie movies, was published in 2012 to rave critical and fan reviews.
In 2014, Craig released "The Comicon and Convention Survival Guide", an insider's look at how to make the most out of attending a convention. Craig has used his many years of convention experiences to deliver the most in depth convention guide to date.
Craig is also a screenwriter, and his first movie "Dr. Saville's Horror Show" will also be released Fall 2022. He is currently working on a new script called "Shadowblade".
Craig also writes comic books and is currently working on three unique projects, "Shadowblade", "Lost Souls" and "Collateral Damage".
For more details on Craig's work, please visit:
www.craigwchenery.com
https://twitter.com/darkhumorauthor
Craig has written stories for numerous horror and Steampunk anthologies and horror magazines. His first major release, the award winning "Blood Splatter: A Guide to Cinematic Zombie Violence, Gore and Special Effects", an in depth look at gore in zombie movies, was published in 2012 to rave critical and fan reviews.
In 2014, Craig released "The Comicon and Convention Survival Guide", an insider's look at how to make the most out of attending a convention. Craig has used his many years of convention experiences to deliver the most in depth convention guide to date.
Craig is also a screenwriter, and his first movie "Dr. Saville's Horror Show" will also be released Fall 2022. He is currently working on a new script called "Shadowblade".
Craig also writes comic books and is currently working on three unique projects, "Shadowblade", "Lost Souls" and "Collateral Damage".
For more details on Craig's work, please visit:
www.craigwchenery.com
https://twitter.com/darkhumorauthor
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December 29, 2023
I'm already eagerly anticipating book 3 after that incredible cliffhanger at the end of book 2! Book 2 built upon the strong foundation of book 1 and took the story to even greater heights. The character development in this book was phenomenal. I found myself even more invested in the journeys of Gary, Lucifer, Death, and Warren. (I love their sense of humor IDK huhu my type I guess? HAHA) The ending left me with so many questions and theories for what's next. I can't wait to see how the author unfolds the next chapter for these characters. I'm counting down the days until the next book comes out. I need to know what happens next! Please keep us posted thanks a lot.
January 10, 2025
Oh my Gary!
I was not prepared for that ending!
This book is humorous, vulgar, and disrespectful in all the right ways. I adored the dynamics between the oceanview 7, God, death, and lucifer.
Cannot wait for the 3rd book!
I was not prepared for that ending!
This book is humorous, vulgar, and disrespectful in all the right ways. I adored the dynamics between the oceanview 7, God, death, and lucifer.
Cannot wait for the 3rd book!
January 14, 2024
These books just make me laugh. Poor Steve just can't catch a break. Goad and Satan need to get their shit together.
December 15, 2022
So much fun to read!!
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