I'm just going to come right out and say it. This book was awful. Having read the previous 13 EDA's, i can say without a doubt this is the most boring one i've read. Every page was a chore to get through and i was starting to get a headache by the end.
The doc and sam find a derelict ship that two different planets are fighting over. Then magical time space ghosts start attacking. And i just made that sound way more interesting than it actually was.
Of course, you wouldn't really know this was a Doc and Sam book as they kind of take a backseat to the 400,000 other side characters they have going on. They have the photographer, the actor, the actor's manager, a young boy, his parents, a whipped husband, the whipped husband's wife, the girl the husband was talking to, an army guy who holds the photographer hostage, the two leaders of the ships, the 2 people who try to steer the derelict ship, their superiors, etc etc.
There are so many characters in this book i honestly didn't know who 2/3 of them were and just went. "ah. it's army guy #2. sure. why not?"
You knew every major plot point that was going to happen, and yet it was so dreadfully boring, i had to put it down for a few days and read another book in the middle. The doctor is VERY defeatist in this one, almost like he's tired, and Sam barely does anything other than....well talk to the doctor when he's there. I mean, she rescues a kid once, so there's that.
The whole thing reeks of depressed tiredness. It's kind of got the same vibe as Longest Day, except i actually enjoyed longest day more. The entire plot of the book can best be described as
Doc: Don't do the thing!
Army guy: we did the thing and it was bad
Doc: don't do THAT thing
Army guy: we did that too and it was bad.
Doc: can you stop doing the things?
Army guy: no.
Doc: welp, you're all screwed.
The end.
Pretty much the only side character i gave a remote crap about died really randomly. about 15 pages was devoted to this guy and he literally just...randomly dies. he doesn't even meet the doctor or sam. he honestly seemed like he was part of a different story and bulis didn't know what to do with him so he just exploded him.
Having read several of Chris' books, i know he likes to kill a lot of rando's. That's kind of his thing. and honestly, it's getting a bit dull.
In the past though at least the story was INTERESTING. Sorcerer's apprentice had a neat concept, i LIKED city at world's end. Imperial moon was tolerable. but THIS? This was just the death of fun. Everything was dreary, dark, and just sad. There was NO fun to be had here. The invulnerable ghost villains weren't scary. they were annoying. It was like the writer just turned on god mode for his baddies. When the good guys can't fight back AT ALL it doesn't make it scary, it makes it boring.
That's really the only real word you can use for this book. BORING. BORING BORING BORING.
I didn't care about ANYTHING that was going on, i didn't care if 95% of the people lived, and the science technobabble was overdone and the reveal of the ship was ridiculous.
I felt every single page as i read this. Normally when i zone out i go back having missed something. towards the last 60 pages i just said "Screw it" and didn't even go back to reread. I just didn't care. and that's the thing. i'd rather a book be BAD than boring.
This was the safest story you could possibly tell and then do it poorly. it's like a sandwich of wonder bread and yellow mustard. only the bread is stale and moldy but it's all the food you have.
I REALLY didn't like Seeing I, but at least the doctor was IN it. at least he TRIED to do stuff. This was more than half space politics. FRUSTRATING space politics. I didn't care, and the times i did, i was just incredibly frustrated.
This is the worst EDA i've read. it's going below Seeing I.
1.5 out of 5, rounded down to a 1.