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My Weird School Daze #10
Miss Mary Is Scary!
The weirdness never stops!
Something weird is going on! Mr. Granite has been assigned a student teacher, and A.J. and the gang think she might be a vampire. Miss Mary lives in a cave and sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling. Her boyfriend, Zack, looks like a zombie and plays in a heavy metal band. And worse than all that, they're British! Eeeeek!
Something weird is going on! Mr. Granite has been assigned a student teacher, and A.J. and the gang think she might be a vampire. Miss Mary lives in a cave and sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling. Her boyfriend, Zack, looks like a zombie and plays in a heavy metal band. And worse than all that, they're British! Eeeeek!
112 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2010
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About the author
Dan Gutman
358 books1,034 followersThe author of over 80 books in a little over a decade of writing, Dan Gutman has written on topics from computers to baseball. Beginning his freelance career as a nonfiction author dealing mostly with sports for adults and young readers, Gutman has concentrated on juvenile fiction since 1995. His most popular titles include the time-travel sports book Honus and Me and its sequels, and a clutch of baseball books, including The Green Monster from Left Field. From hopeful and very youthful presidential candidates to stunt men, nothing is off limits in Gutman's fertile imagination. As he noted on his author Web site, since writing his first novel, They Came from Centerfield, in 1994, he has been hooked on fiction. "It was fun to write, kids loved it, and I discovered how incredibly rewarding it is to take a blank page and turn it into a WORLD."
Gutman was born in New York City in 1955, but moved to Newark, New Jersey the following year and spent his youth there.
Gutman was born in New York City in 1955, but moved to Newark, New Jersey the following year and spent his youth there.
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September 22, 2017
Awful book. The reused phrases and structure of the stories become very old and irritating. Do a search of characteristics of G.T. kids and its easy to see that A.J. is clearly not gifted and talented. I am a gifted and talented person, so I find this character very irritating and inaccurate.
A.J. is irritating and annoying and pretty moronic, such an insult to children. If I had kids, this is not a book I would present them when there are so many other books out there that are better. I am not a fan of the opening of any of these novels. What is so fun about reading a book about a kid who starts his story saying he hate things? Hes a complete downer and an overall brat. I know not all kids like school, but not every kid goes into class daily thinking "I hate this I hate this" because they usually find the things they enjoy to focus on, like "I hate class, but at least I sit next to my friend. I can't wait for lunch." There is always at least one thing to like and in my experience kids tend to focus more on what they like. That or in the morning they are just focused on how tired they are. There's no full blown hate. Unless I just knew a lot of not average children growing up. Also I was hoping that after they introduced Miss Mary there'd be some clarification and education about British people being, you know, just normal people from another place? No such thing, which is pathetic, since it will leave kids with the idea that British people are weird and dress like punk/goths, when that is a counter culture. My grandfather is British and he isn't nearly THAT strange. Many Americans fall under the goth, punk, and beatnik looks, so why did the character HAVE to be British, when the kids won't learn much of anything about the culture? They don't have to learn in every book, but at least don't go around spreading false images as though they are normal. Failure to employ Chekhov's Gun is definitely at work, a basic principle of creative writing.
I'm appalled by the stupidity of this book and its characters.
A.J. is irritating and annoying and pretty moronic, such an insult to children. If I had kids, this is not a book I would present them when there are so many other books out there that are better. I am not a fan of the opening of any of these novels. What is so fun about reading a book about a kid who starts his story saying he hate things? Hes a complete downer and an overall brat. I know not all kids like school, but not every kid goes into class daily thinking "I hate this I hate this" because they usually find the things they enjoy to focus on, like "I hate class, but at least I sit next to my friend. I can't wait for lunch." There is always at least one thing to like and in my experience kids tend to focus more on what they like. That or in the morning they are just focused on how tired they are. There's no full blown hate. Unless I just knew a lot of not average children growing up. Also I was hoping that after they introduced Miss Mary there'd be some clarification and education about British people being, you know, just normal people from another place? No such thing, which is pathetic, since it will leave kids with the idea that British people are weird and dress like punk/goths, when that is a counter culture. My grandfather is British and he isn't nearly THAT strange. Many Americans fall under the goth, punk, and beatnik looks, so why did the character HAVE to be British, when the kids won't learn much of anything about the culture? They don't have to learn in every book, but at least don't go around spreading false images as though they are normal. Failure to employ Chekhov's Gun is definitely at work, a basic principle of creative writing.
I'm appalled by the stupidity of this book and its characters.
October 24, 2022
Hi, my name is Lyla! I loved this book because it is funny, silly, and most of all... RIDICULOUS!
this is an amazing story and I suggest you get this for your kids BUT it is perfectly fine for adults haha
it is perfectly fine for any sort of age, and honestly, anyone could enjoy this book from my perspective, if anyone is trying to look AWSOME GET THIS BOOK!
hope you take my suggestion and GET THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!
this is an amazing story and I suggest you get this for your kids BUT it is perfectly fine for adults haha
it is perfectly fine for any sort of age, and honestly, anyone could enjoy this book from my perspective, if anyone is trying to look AWSOME GET THIS BOOK!
hope you take my suggestion and GET THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!
February 3, 2025
"I liked everything about this book except for the smoothing parts for Miss Mary and her boyfriend Zach." - Conley, age 9
August 31, 2018
I thought it was very good it had a bit of humour in it and like the endow there was something in the bathroom but im not going to say because of spoilers I think you should read this book if you like a bit of scary stuff (but its not that scary) and if you like a bit of a mystery (but not really a mystery just a little bit of a mystery) son suggest reading this book because it is very good. :) (also the reason it took me a long time to Read this is because I lost the book and I just found it a few days agouti I just started reading it again today) :) :) ;) ;) ;) ;) :) :) :)
March 6, 2019
It was a fun and cool book:)
March 14, 2011
Genre: Young readers fiction
Another in the My Weird School Daze series that entertains the reader. Children will like this book because it is easy to read and full of humor. It relates to children and how they feel about their school and teachers in a silly and fun way.
Another in the My Weird School Daze series that entertains the reader. Children will like this book because it is easy to read and full of humor. It relates to children and how they feel about their school and teachers in a silly and fun way.
May 19, 2015
I never read it but I know its going to be good.
August 3, 2019
Ug. Miss Mary isn't scary- she's just British. She's also shoehorned into this series just to pump out another title.
August 22, 2023
Something weird is going on! Mr. Granite has been assigned a student teacher, and A.J. and the gang think she might be a vampire. Miss Mary lives in a cave and sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling. Her friend Zack look like a zombie and plays in a heavy metal band. Could she be a vampire and could he be a zombie.
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December 28, 2025
a new student teacher who seems scary at first but turns out to be something else entirely. It leans into repetition and exaggerated ideas in a way that’s easy for kids to follow.
I read this with third graders every day. It’s a bit repetitive and silly for an adult reader, but the kids love it. It holds their attention and gets a good reaction every time.
I read this with third graders every day. It’s a bit repetitive and silly for an adult reader, but the kids love it. It holds their attention and gets a good reaction every time.
October 26, 2019
When your seven year old son asks you to read a book, you read it!
As a young reader’s book this is hysterically funny and relevant to elementary students today. This series makes him want to read, and I can’t offer a bigger endorsement than that.
As a young reader’s book this is hysterically funny and relevant to elementary students today. This series makes him want to read, and I can’t offer a bigger endorsement than that.
August 31, 2022
Favorite Childhood Book Assignment:
This book is a great option for a beginner chapter book. It is an easy read and it is very funny. Students would engage well because it is relatable since it is about kids in school.
This book is a great option for a beginner chapter book. It is an easy read and it is very funny. Students would engage well because it is relatable since it is about kids in school.
December 2, 2022
While this has not been my favorite in the series my students still loved it. Mary, Mr. Klutz’s daughter has been brought in from England as a student teacher. She very well may be the absolute worst student teacher ever in history. This series is always good for a few chuckles when needed.
May 15, 2017
Ummmmmm....... I'm laughing while I'm writing this...
Omg I LOVE it it is so funny wow soooooo cool just wow best book series ever made in the history of books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I LOVE it it is so funny wow soooooo cool just wow best book series ever made in the history of books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23, 2018
I rate it a 2 star's because it doesn't give me any feeling and miss mary isn't scary she only go with her boyfriend yuck!
February 19, 2019
The book was so great
The book was so great I hope that the book will be a great book for children!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
The book was so great I hope that the book will be a great book for children!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
July 11, 2019
A little repetitive in places but still lots of fun.
July 15, 2019
it was pretty nice. it wasn't amazing, though. It wasn't what it said on the back, though. It was pretty cool, but not amazing.
August 18, 2019
A.J thinks Miss. Mary is a vampire. A.J is funny. Miss. Mary is weird.
March 8, 2020
Read this to the kids as a bedtime story. They actually only liked a few parts in this book like the I love dirt song and the end. It was very repetitive.
March 31, 2020
Hilarious, as usual with a Dan Gutman book. Early elementary-aged kids will love this series! The story lines are strange but funny, and the there are so many books in the series that you can just keep going. Highly entertaining! -MZ
June 22, 2020
Fun read for middle grade students.
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September 13, 2020Ahhh, my childhood. I grew up reading these with my grandma whenever I would spend the night and check out the books from my weird school.
November 16, 2020
This book wasn’t as good as his other ones... KIDDING! they are all the same and they are all fun!
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March 8, 2021ahhh I'm scared
March 13, 2021
A fun read aloud with my 8 and 5 year old daughters.
November 5, 2021
My 9 year old laughed hysterically at this book. I felt like I was reading a high school student’s creative writing assignment. I think my 9 year old’s opinion of the book matters more.
January 13, 2022
Eww Aj says miss Mary kissed Zack.💋👩🏻👱🏻
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October 7, 2022
This is a really good book 5 stars!😃 :O
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