My dad is not like other dads. He's much more weird! My dad watches infomercials. Even worse, he actually buys stuff! We have 18 different kinds of exercise machines, 5000 knives, a trillion pots and pans, and a bazillion different products for cleaning the car and to make it smell nice.
BUT, does Dad have something that will exterminate the really bad mess that I've just made?
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