Class Is in Session: And So Is Life

by Jason Mitchell

Life is a bitch, and then you die. I’ve heard it, you’ve heard it, we’ve all heard it. And in retrospect, when we look at life …yes, it can be a bitch, and of course all of us will eventually die. But then again, going to the bathroom can be a bitch, and then you die. Waking up in the morning can be a bitch and then you die. In general, anything can be a bitch, and naturally, then we all die. Of course, no one ever bothered to change it around just a bit, why isn’t it, “Life is amazing and then you die?” The world is full of pessimism. The number of half-empty glasses outweighs the number of half-full glasses…unfortunately. If it were the other way around, then the saying would be as I put it, “Life is amazing, and then you die.” In reality, life isn’t necessarily either. Life isn’t a bitch, and life isn’t amazing…Life is what you make of it, and then you die. And with that mind set, class is in session…

144 pages, Paperback

First published January 1, 2001

Reviews

[Devon · Rating 3 out of 5]

Good advice, bad writing.