this is THE best christmas book i have ever read. if you know me, i will read anything by sarah hogle. and it is such a morbid plight—embarrassing, almost—that this woman can essentially get me (an avid romance-book hater) to fold over anyone and anything. i got giddy over a holiday spirit. i lamented the fact that this spirit/man felt so endearing yet somehow not too cringe, and that i will never find a guy like this, or that sweet, sort-of-cliché-but-not-saccharine relationship betty and hall seem to foster. i had to put the book down a few times just to sit with myself. i am being so serious when i say sarah hogle could put me into paroxysms over an apple if she wrote a romance novel using nothing but her grocery list. i know. the realization nearly rendered me extinct with horror.
yes, this book is a little hallmark-y—but not in the soulless, aggressively cheerful way that typically deters me. THIS IS CAMP. it is unhinged in a way that works. sarah hogle’s voice is so distinctive to me—warm, genuinely funny, and conversational without crossing into that overly quirky, try-hard, eyeroll-inducing territory that so many contemporary romances fall into.
her female main characters are also deeply flawed—much to people's distaste most of the time, but frankly, that’s where she gets me. betty doesn't want people to get too close. she's cynical, jaded, sharp-edged, and harbours an ineffable hatred toward performative male manipulators. she spirals. she ruminates. she lets vindictive thoughts fester until they’re almost self-destructive and hinder growth. and i saw myself in her immediately.
and THE ATMOSPHEREEE. i could harp on about it forever. it's so whimsical and magical, yet so whack and full of madness—which may veer you away at first, but trust me, it gets much better after the 15–20% mark. mere words cannot describe how immersive and tender her books are while still being silly, and i would give anything to experience christmas and all its festivities, eat the food, and exist in the world as it appears in this book. i felt nostalgic for things i’ve never experienced. I FELT LIKE I WANTED TO FALL IN LOVE TOO. shoot me.
sarah hogle seriously needs to write another book before i go livid. and i should also take a break from romance for a bit.
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IT’S TIIIIIMEEEEEE (again)!! i have copious tasks to do for school but i need a break, and i’m convinced that right now there is no better way than to briefly escape with a sarah hogle book. i also need to update my old review. i need saving
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IT’S TIME!! sarah hogle actually puts drugs in her books, because nothing can compare to the ecstasy i receive reading a sarah hogle book. YDEO and twice shy are my favourite romance books of all time, and nothing will ever compare. hence, i will read anything by sarah hogle. A CHRISTMAS BOOK BY SARAH HOGLE THOUGH? i was actually like sign me up asap. this book was so fun and cute! very chaotic and crazy, but also immensely magical, very cozy and comforting, and very funny, as always. it gets better after like 10-15% mark, like i thought i wouldn’t like this book initially but it got so much better and now i love it. i want to live in this book so bad. this is definitely my new favourite christmas book, and i will be rereading to feel the magic. the treats, the settings, the decorations, the family, the activities, just most of the scenes in general were actually everything. ugh. i’d sell my limbs to experience christmas like it is in this book.