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Statuesque
Only a virgin sacrifice can bring the rock-hard statue of Zamar back to life. When Lia Morgan discovers the statue she finds her destined love, unbelievable sex, and an evil that can end them both.
(Note: This story was previously available in the Things That Go Bump
In the Night 2 anthology)
(Note: This story was previously available in the Things That Go Bump
In the Night 2 anthology)
43 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 1, 2006
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Lani Aames
31 books27 followersLani Aames resides in west Tennessee with her family and a clowder of cats. She is multi-published in a variety of subgenres of erotic romance, and also writes romance as Lanette Curington. For the latest updates, visit her websites.
Email: laniaames@yahoo.com
Website: www.laniaames.com or www.lanettecurington.com
Email: laniaames@yahoo.com
Website: www.laniaames.com or www.lanettecurington.com
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November 2, 2015
Sex with an ancient statue? I think the Archaeological Institute of America would frown upon that. I know I did. :(
June 8, 2022
BDB # 9 reread
June 22, 2017
When I get in one of those sudden-primal-urge-book moods, I find a hilarious slash fucked up smut for a quick fix. :D This is one of them.
And to be honest, it wasn't that bad... or I've read far far worse :D
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW!
Lia Morgan has lived a rather normal and ordinary life... except for the fact that she hasn't managed to lose her virginity yet. Apparently she would freeze whenever any guy would get to the home run, as if some supernatural forces were messing around with her libido.
Enter Mac Taylor, an anthropologist and her long time friend who friend-zoned her (to her dismay) but loves taking her to his numerous expeditions all over the world (fishy, if you ask me).
His primary goal is to discover the cave where the statue of the God Zamar is hidden, and Lia is just tagging along for the adventure since she works as a boring sales rep.
And when they finally find it... the fun begins :D :D
So they're inside this creepy cave, and Mac is acting like a bitchy asshole (obviously a villain), but Lia is unable to ask him what's up because, embarrassingly, she's got wet and horny plus she's having these weird visions of what appears to be her past life. But she can't ask Mac to help her because he already friend-zoned her, so the poor gal can only endure.
They enter a big chamber and Mac mysteriously disappears leaving her trapped inside and alone.
So what would a person, trapped in a dark ancient chamber do, try to escape and feel scared?
Nope, masturbate! lol
So when Lia is finished, she finally remembers that she should try to escape that treacherous chamber, and she succeeds, so now she is running through the cave tunnels until she finds herself in the chamber where the statue of Zamar is placed.
When she sees him, she gets all horny again (but I think she has never stopped being horny) and jumps right on poor Zamar! Kudos to her for being extra careful not to break his stone-hard weiner, cuz who would need him without one?
... and the rest is history, people.
After she finished riding Zamar like crazy, the curse broke and Zamar became alive once again. The guy didn't even feel offended for being molested, he finished the job :D Mac reappeared with a muahaha laugh (he obviously enjoyed the show) and revealed that he is the villainous dark priest who had trapped Zamar as a statue centuries ago. They killed him of course, and got their romantic HEA.
And to be honest, it wasn't that bad... or I've read far far worse :D
MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW!
Lia Morgan has lived a rather normal and ordinary life... except for the fact that she hasn't managed to lose her virginity yet. Apparently she would freeze whenever any guy would get to the home run, as if some supernatural forces were messing around with her libido.
Enter Mac Taylor, an anthropologist and her long time friend who friend-zoned her (to her dismay) but loves taking her to his numerous expeditions all over the world (fishy, if you ask me).
His primary goal is to discover the cave where the statue of the God Zamar is hidden, and Lia is just tagging along for the adventure since she works as a boring sales rep.
And when they finally find it... the fun begins :D :D
So they're inside this creepy cave, and Mac is acting like a bitchy asshole (obviously a villain), but Lia is unable to ask him what's up because, embarrassingly, she's got wet and horny plus she's having these weird visions of what appears to be her past life. But she can't ask Mac to help her because he already friend-zoned her, so the poor gal can only endure.
They enter a big chamber and Mac mysteriously disappears leaving her trapped inside and alone.
So what would a person, trapped in a dark ancient chamber do, try to escape and feel scared?
Nope, masturbate! lol
...Lia was barely aware the sound came from her as she shuddered with the explosion of heat throughout her body, rushing from where her fingers moved round and round her clit and labia, through her limbs, to her toes. Her other hand had cupped one breast, pinching the hard nipple until pain mixed with the pleasure.
So when Lia is finished, she finally remembers that she should try to escape that treacherous chamber, and she succeeds, so now she is running through the cave tunnels until she finds herself in the chamber where the statue of Zamar is placed.
When she sees him, she gets all horny again (but I think she has never stopped being horny) and jumps right on poor Zamar! Kudos to her for being extra careful not to break his stone-hard weiner, cuz who would need him without one?
Lia removed her hands and placed her body within his embrace, so that his arms surrounded her and his hands braced her back. She stood on tiptoe and raised one leg. She coated her fingers with her juice and spread it over the tip of his cock to make entry easier.
... and the rest is history, people.
After she finished riding Zamar like crazy, the curse broke and Zamar became alive once again. The guy didn't even feel offended for being molested, he finished the job :D Mac reappeared with a muahaha laugh (he obviously enjoyed the show) and revealed that he is the villainous dark priest who had trapped Zamar as a statue centuries ago. They killed him of course, and got their romantic HEA.
April 22, 2015
The plot bunnies get extra carrots for this one, I enjoyed the story here, it was well done. Still short, sweet, and enjoyable all the same.
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