When will poor Ted learn that his evil wife will do nothing but use him as a maid when she isn't making him service other men, or when she isn't driving his chaste cock just crazy?
I have been an enthusiastic reader and writer since I was small. My first book, "Fat Cat and Skinny Rat" has yet to be published
I began writing BDSM erotica and selling it on lulu.com in 2009.
I also have a series of essays "Laminate Your Doctor's Note" and plan on publishing more of them soon.
My favorite novel of all time is "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole, and a close second is "North Gladiola" by James Wilcox, followed by "Modern Baptists" also by Wilcox.
I am also a huge fan of Booth Tarkington's novels, which are woefully under-read (I regret that Shakespeare has a better publicist()