Welllll, hard to give this a star rating, but 2 because some 'songs' are just the first two lines ("Here Comes the Bride, All Dressed in White." Notation ends there).
Contents: America Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star Strangers in the Night ('Strangers in the Night, Exchanging Glances.' That's all you get) Here Comes the Bride A Tisket, A Tasket (in its entirety) Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush London Bridge Ring Around a Rosy Old MacDonald Had a Farm Au Clair de la Lune Way Down Upon the Swanee River Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits When Johnny Comes Marching Home Mister Sandman (just: "Mister Sandman, Bring me a Dream." Ends there) Row Row Row Your Boat Mary Had a Little Lamb California Here I Come Comin' Through the Rye Polly Wolly Doodle (annoyingly, just the first few lines, ending at the first 'Polly Wolly Doodle all the way.') Good Night, Ladies The Old Gray Mare Pop Goes the Weasel I've Been Working on the Railroad (that's it - you don't get "all the live-long day", even) Happy Birthday (just the first 2 lines of that...) Jingle Bells Oh Susana Comin' Round the Mountain Three Blind Mice My Old Kentucky Home Yankee Doodle Flow Gently, Sweet Afton Rambling Wreck from Georgia Tech Lazy Mary The Caissons Go Rolling Along The Farmer in the Dell Frere Jacques (only to the second 'dormez vous?') Auld Lang Syne (first two lines only)
I've very disappointed that there was no "Help Me Rhonda!" on this. Yes, I'm aware that Short Circuit 2 didn't come out for many years after this book was published, but that is cold comfort.
Illustrated with captioned stills from silent movies. The captions were meant to be amusing but weren't.
2 stars simply because this book exists, and you can read it for free on OpenLibrary. And that's a small miracle in itself. :) Please donate to keep OpenLibrary and Archive.org afloat - it's a cultural imperative.