Free face mask.: the book that will leave you wanting, really potatoes asked this? Great Secret Santa or BIZARREST gift

by Katy Scott

"Great" "Just what I never wanted!" Ex-military policeman Jack Potato is a drifter. He’s just passing through Margate, Uk, and in less than an hour, he’s got to decide whether he can ignore his desire for the potato. Not much of a choice. They're irresistible.They tell the BEST jokes. Then he thinks, "Hmmnn celebrities telling jokes in the style of a potato. It's a mash made in heaven.All Jack Potato knows is that he didn’t want to live life this way. But a life without potatoes? No No no.Potato lovers may take the same commuter train every morning and night. Every day they rattle down the track, they flash past a stretch of cozy suburban homes, and they may stop at the signal that allow them to watch the same couple admiring their collection of potatoes. They're just breathtaking. You may even feel like you know them. Spuds, tators or simply potatoes that's what you can call them but is a life without sexy potatoes perfect? Not at all.Your life is about to change. The desire of potatoes is no longer an issue. It's no longer an arrestable offence. Potato lovers come from all walks of Judges, teachers, former government assassins, lighthouse keepers, life attendants, Blockbuster employees. Today you can admire their form, their shape and then you can, with the aid of this book, dress them up, draw on them to your hearts delight.With this book, it almost has magical You receive it, you can write or draw in it and it will make you laugh. (only if you've written something funny.) If you draw something particularly funny and share it, it could become viral, you could become famous, and you could become rich. What other book could promise so much?As you can It’s an unofficial satirical book. No potatoes were harmed in the preparation of this book.

63 pages, Paperback

Published May 7, 2020