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The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide
‘This is the story of how I became a serial killer. And I know that sounds bad — you hear “serial killer” and immediately you “bad egg”. But bear with me. I’m the exception that proves the rule. I’m a good guy, and the nicest multiple murderer in history. You’ll see… ’
So begins the increasingly incendiary confession of Amsterdam tour guide, confused Buddhist and all-round mostly good guy, Wesley Bell. After seven years of non-violence, Wesley’s dream of a world without sociopaths is given a boost when, entirely by chance, he’s caught up in a pair of fortuitous freak fatalities. Then when yet more toxic humans cross his path, Wesley is faced with a choice: does he sit back and allow these soulless trolls to wreak their terrible havoc? Or does he take arms against a sea of misogynistic man-demons, and strike a blow for the greater good?
(It's the latter.)
Join him.
So begins the increasingly incendiary confession of Amsterdam tour guide, confused Buddhist and all-round mostly good guy, Wesley Bell. After seven years of non-violence, Wesley’s dream of a world without sociopaths is given a boost when, entirely by chance, he’s caught up in a pair of fortuitous freak fatalities. Then when yet more toxic humans cross his path, Wesley is faced with a choice: does he sit back and allow these soulless trolls to wreak their terrible havoc? Or does he take arms against a sea of misogynistic man-demons, and strike a blow for the greater good?
(It's the latter.)
Join him.
388 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 7, 2022
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Karl Webster
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Also known as Stan Cattermole
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Also known as Stan Cattermole
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July 24, 2024
I’m not sure it’s quite the done thing to review your own book, but as you’re offering me the opportunity … here goes.
…
In my entirely objective opinion, The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide is not merely the greatest assemblage of English words since great-great-great-great grandaddy Noah made a list of everything in the known world, it’s also an Unparalleled Masterpiece of Modern Literature. It’s funny, it’s moving, it’s spicy, it’s fast-paced, it’s brilliant. These are just facts. This is science. Believe the science.
I put everything into this novel. Then, thankfully, I took most of it out. Because it didn’t belong. It was a journey. I laughed a lot. I cried a lot. I took a lot of drugs. Ultimately, tAGMuG is a distillation of five decades of stumbling around the world observing all there is to observe, trying to make sense of it and hoping, deep down, that human society can somehow be improved upon. This novel about an ordinary man obsessing about the scourge of sociopaths that threatens our species, is the best I can do. I hope — and I know this is not too lofty as aspiration — I hope it totally saves the vast majority of humankind.
If it is to be saved.
And it’s only Part One of Three! So that’s something to look forward to.
Inshallah.
Read the first 20 pages for free here if you’re in two minds.
Now go your merry way and enjoy your life I love you.
…
In my entirely objective opinion, The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide is not merely the greatest assemblage of English words since great-great-great-great grandaddy Noah made a list of everything in the known world, it’s also an Unparalleled Masterpiece of Modern Literature. It’s funny, it’s moving, it’s spicy, it’s fast-paced, it’s brilliant. These are just facts. This is science. Believe the science.
I put everything into this novel. Then, thankfully, I took most of it out. Because it didn’t belong. It was a journey. I laughed a lot. I cried a lot. I took a lot of drugs. Ultimately, tAGMuG is a distillation of five decades of stumbling around the world observing all there is to observe, trying to make sense of it and hoping, deep down, that human society can somehow be improved upon. This novel about an ordinary man obsessing about the scourge of sociopaths that threatens our species, is the best I can do. I hope — and I know this is not too lofty as aspiration — I hope it totally saves the vast majority of humankind.
If it is to be saved.
And it’s only Part One of Three! So that’s something to look forward to.
Inshallah.
Read the first 20 pages for free here if you’re in two minds.
Now go your merry way and enjoy your life I love you.
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December 22, 2024Surprisingly this was my favourite book of 2024! It had everything that I require from a book- laughter, love and most importantly characters that you care about.
It made me laugh out loud in places (no easy feat) and cry in others.
It made me challenge the way I view certain aspects of society and think about how I might change myself to benefit the greater good of mankind. Because the main character is so relatable, it kept me absorbed as to the decisions he would make and then once made how he would feel about those decisions.
I will definitely be seeking out more books from this author and hope they make me smile as much.
It made me laugh out loud in places (no easy feat) and cry in others.
It made me challenge the way I view certain aspects of society and think about how I might change myself to benefit the greater good of mankind. Because the main character is so relatable, it kept me absorbed as to the decisions he would make and then once made how he would feel about those decisions.
I will definitely be seeking out more books from this author and hope they make me smile as much.
April 30, 2023
A love letter to both Amsterdam and the human race, with (as the title promises) a bit of murder thrown in. This is an enormously enjoyable read - and an easy one, which is not to say that there’s anything unsophisticated about the writing, just that it’s so elegant that the words veritably fly off the page (as a reader who is currently grabbing opportunities to maintain any literary pleasures on trains or in queues at the Post Office, the bite-size chapters are also extremely welcome - though, clever bastard that he is, Webster sustains a perpetual cycle of mini-cliffhangers meaning that it’s pretty difficult to resist the temptation to keep reading, and I nearly missed my stop on more than one occasion).
Nor is it just the words that fly off the page - the characters, the places (Amsterdam is essentially a bone fide character in her own right), the litany of funny/awkward/tense/heartbreaking events, are all painted with vivid efficiency, building a world that is a pleasure to visit and difficult to leave (cf the nearly-missed-stops). Which is perhaps not the first thing you’d expect from a book about murder, but that’s the crux of what makes this such a clever piece of fiction: bad things happen, for sure, but whilst the opening few chapters invite you to be as appalled as you would expect to be, before long a sleight of hand has not only made you complicit but eager for them to happen. Not that this subtle moral tightrope comes without consequences, the occasional gut-punch amongst them.
Fundamental to this is the essential humanity threaded through the book: it is a story about our relationships with other human beings, with our families, how we deal with people we can’t stand and, basically, the interactions that keep the whole fabric of society from falling apart, in spite of everything. But it wears those themes lightly - above all, it’s fun and funny - several of the situations described will have you spluttering into your coffee and the prose sparkles with one zinger after another.
Oh, and it badly made me want to visit Amsterdam again.
Grab a copy and start reading, you’re in for a really, really enjoyable ride.
Nor is it just the words that fly off the page - the characters, the places (Amsterdam is essentially a bone fide character in her own right), the litany of funny/awkward/tense/heartbreaking events, are all painted with vivid efficiency, building a world that is a pleasure to visit and difficult to leave (cf the nearly-missed-stops). Which is perhaps not the first thing you’d expect from a book about murder, but that’s the crux of what makes this such a clever piece of fiction: bad things happen, for sure, but whilst the opening few chapters invite you to be as appalled as you would expect to be, before long a sleight of hand has not only made you complicit but eager for them to happen. Not that this subtle moral tightrope comes without consequences, the occasional gut-punch amongst them.
Fundamental to this is the essential humanity threaded through the book: it is a story about our relationships with other human beings, with our families, how we deal with people we can’t stand and, basically, the interactions that keep the whole fabric of society from falling apart, in spite of everything. But it wears those themes lightly - above all, it’s fun and funny - several of the situations described will have you spluttering into your coffee and the prose sparkles with one zinger after another.
Oh, and it badly made me want to visit Amsterdam again.
Grab a copy and start reading, you’re in for a really, really enjoyable ride.
April 7, 2023
I was very excited to get my hands on Karl Webster’s newest, after reading his previous; The lives and Loves of Hana Lee - which blew me away. Not only does Webster write from a female perspective but he actually manages to do it convincingly. That and the fact (yes fact) that it is a very well written page-turner of course left me hungry for more. And so I Thank god the man keeps writing!
The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide was just as, if not even more brilliant. First of all the premise is a somewhat challenging societal point of view. The characters are well-rounded and at no time do I feel like they’re missing pieces.
It’s written so smoothly that you might as well be participating in it yourself. It’s thrilling in both the horrific AND the horny. And funny, and intriguing and so much more!
I’m taken away by this author and can not recommend his books enough!
Can’t wait for the next.
- E
The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide was just as, if not even more brilliant. First of all the premise is a somewhat challenging societal point of view. The characters are well-rounded and at no time do I feel like they’re missing pieces.
It’s written so smoothly that you might as well be participating in it yourself. It’s thrilling in both the horrific AND the horny. And funny, and intriguing and so much more!
I’m taken away by this author and can not recommend his books enough!
Can’t wait for the next.
- E
February 22, 2023
I couldn't put the book down, it read like story of morality but upside down where it makes more sense. A fun read where I snorted with laughter many many times but also moments of surprising emotional depth. There was a particular touching scene where I started to well up and then I was knocked sideways with a chainsaw massacre joke...nothing better than laughing with tears in my eyes.
February 17, 2025
**TITLE = The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide**
**AUTHOR = Karl Webster**
**RATING = ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️**
**READING DATES = 05/02/2025 - 13/02/2025**
**READING TIME = 5 uur en 4 minuten**
**FORMAT = 📖**
**MY THOUGHTS**
This book was a lot of fun, and not at all what I was expecting (in a good way). I think I don’t want to say too much about the actual story as I think the whole point of the book is that you don’t know that much about it.
So lets talk about the characters first. This book starts with a man telling you that he is a serial killer and that this book is his confession so that draws you in very fast. He also tells you that he is a very nice serial killer and that you will think that of him at the end as well. And I was skeptical, as one is, that I would actually like the killer in the book at the end of it. Spoiler alert (not really): I did (obviously). The characters were all very fun and thought out. And I love how the main character thinks about everything that happens and how he deals with it. I loved that we got to see all his different “personalities” and ways of seeing the world.
This book is written as a confession and I therefore felt that I though of the author as the main character and this was a weird thing for me. I had never experienced this before and needed to really remind myself that it was not the author that went through all of these things specifically (some yes, but not all i think). It really felt as if the main character was speaking to me and telling me the story. This made reading this book feel like you have someone telling you a story at something like a campfire and I loved that.
As someone living in Amsterdam, this book was amazing. The writer has actually been working as a tour guide here in Amsterdam (just like the main character) and therefore knows a lot about the city. This is something that can be found in the book as well. He mentions different places where the characters get lunch, a drink or coffee and I am thinking of walking past some of the spots to see if they are still there and to see if they are worth checking out. As the writer mentions in his website: “*I adore Amsterdam. But I don’t idolise it all out of proportion. It’s totally in proportion. I see the faults too, and like a predominantly satisfied lover, I accept them, for now.“.* And I think that that is the perfect explanation of what the main character thinks of Amsterdam as well. I feel like the whole book was a type of tour through the city with the story. This is something that I can not fully put into words, but the story felt like a tour through Amsterdam without actually literally giving a tour. You will probably understand this once you read the book (or you wont and its just me).
Now lets go to the writing style and I have to say I was shook. It was in two words: beautiful and hilarious! Some parts of the book felt like literary fiction and I kind of had to be reminded that it is classified as a thriller (which I think is not the right classification for this book (not that I know what would be the right classification though)). I was laughing out loud in some parts and underlining beautifully written statements and paragraphs a few minutes later. I loved the reading experience as you kind of never knew what you were going to get.
There were a few things that I was confused about while reading the book that made a little more sense at the end, but I still feel like these passages were not that important to story. I feel like the writer could have left out some details in these scenes.
Another specific thing (without giving any spoilers) is the fact that the main character is a (partly) practicing buddhist. This felt kind of random throughout the book, and I am not sure if it makes sense to me in the end either. Yes there were some parts of it that made the story more logical, but I think i may have missed some deeper meaning here.
As a dutch person this book was also fun because the main characters talks about things dutch people do and that made me laugh (because it was always true).
This book is not very well known, but I think it deserves more praise than it is getting as of yet. So if you are thinking of picking it up? PLEASE DO! You will not regret it.
I feel like I could just keep on rambling about this book (as my friends can probably tell you as well), but in short: I had a lot of fun, would recommend and I am looking forward to reading more of his work. And @karlwebster if you are searching for someone to send an ARC to of your next read: Hii I’m Marit and I would love that!🤭
**AUTHOR = Karl Webster**
**RATING = ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️**
**READING DATES = 05/02/2025 - 13/02/2025**
**READING TIME = 5 uur en 4 minuten**
**FORMAT = 📖**
**MY THOUGHTS**
This book was a lot of fun, and not at all what I was expecting (in a good way). I think I don’t want to say too much about the actual story as I think the whole point of the book is that you don’t know that much about it.
So lets talk about the characters first. This book starts with a man telling you that he is a serial killer and that this book is his confession so that draws you in very fast. He also tells you that he is a very nice serial killer and that you will think that of him at the end as well. And I was skeptical, as one is, that I would actually like the killer in the book at the end of it. Spoiler alert (not really): I did (obviously). The characters were all very fun and thought out. And I love how the main character thinks about everything that happens and how he deals with it. I loved that we got to see all his different “personalities” and ways of seeing the world.
This book is written as a confession and I therefore felt that I though of the author as the main character and this was a weird thing for me. I had never experienced this before and needed to really remind myself that it was not the author that went through all of these things specifically (some yes, but not all i think). It really felt as if the main character was speaking to me and telling me the story. This made reading this book feel like you have someone telling you a story at something like a campfire and I loved that.
As someone living in Amsterdam, this book was amazing. The writer has actually been working as a tour guide here in Amsterdam (just like the main character) and therefore knows a lot about the city. This is something that can be found in the book as well. He mentions different places where the characters get lunch, a drink or coffee and I am thinking of walking past some of the spots to see if they are still there and to see if they are worth checking out. As the writer mentions in his website: “*I adore Amsterdam. But I don’t idolise it all out of proportion. It’s totally in proportion. I see the faults too, and like a predominantly satisfied lover, I accept them, for now.“.* And I think that that is the perfect explanation of what the main character thinks of Amsterdam as well. I feel like the whole book was a type of tour through the city with the story. This is something that I can not fully put into words, but the story felt like a tour through Amsterdam without actually literally giving a tour. You will probably understand this once you read the book (or you wont and its just me).
Now lets go to the writing style and I have to say I was shook. It was in two words: beautiful and hilarious! Some parts of the book felt like literary fiction and I kind of had to be reminded that it is classified as a thriller (which I think is not the right classification for this book (not that I know what would be the right classification though)). I was laughing out loud in some parts and underlining beautifully written statements and paragraphs a few minutes later. I loved the reading experience as you kind of never knew what you were going to get.
There were a few things that I was confused about while reading the book that made a little more sense at the end, but I still feel like these passages were not that important to story. I feel like the writer could have left out some details in these scenes.
Another specific thing (without giving any spoilers) is the fact that the main character is a (partly) practicing buddhist. This felt kind of random throughout the book, and I am not sure if it makes sense to me in the end either. Yes there were some parts of it that made the story more logical, but I think i may have missed some deeper meaning here.
As a dutch person this book was also fun because the main characters talks about things dutch people do and that made me laugh (because it was always true).
This book is not very well known, but I think it deserves more praise than it is getting as of yet. So if you are thinking of picking it up? PLEASE DO! You will not regret it.
I feel like I could just keep on rambling about this book (as my friends can probably tell you as well), but in short: I had a lot of fun, would recommend and I am looking forward to reading more of his work. And @karlwebster if you are searching for someone to send an ARC to of your next read: Hii I’m Marit and I would love that!🤭
June 23, 2023
Such a great book! After meeting Karl in Amsterdam and loving his tour I knew I needed to read this book! Such a fun look behind the scenes of a tour guide and certainly not your average murder mystery but oh so good! Oh and also fuck DJ Khalid ;) highly recommend!
July 10, 2024
A thriller with much humor...I really enjoyed it. I bought this book from the author himself as he was my tour guide in Amsterdam and one of the funniest men I've ever met.
June 19, 2023
WARNING: Highly addictive and might damage you’re imagination.
"The Good Murder Guide" by Karl Webster is a fantastic fusion of mystery, humor, and uncanny storylines. It is a genuinely unique and captivating read that will keep you turning pages well past your bedtime, as I myself discovered, much to my girlfriend's chagrin.
Webster's writing style is smooth, engaging, and irresistibly hilarious. He manages to weave complex and bizarre narratives together effortlessly, creating a tapestry of unexpected scenarios that left me laughing out loud numerous times. The book is filled with unpredicted murder and sex scenes, all of which are handled with a perfect balance of humor and suspense. Although these scenes can be somewhat shocking at first glance, they are integral to the overall charm and appeal of the book.
As an Amsterdam tour guide, I found the intricate details and vivid descriptions of various locales within the book to be both enjoyable and impressive. Webster's ability to paint a vibrant picture of the locations, complete with the distinct quirks and characteristics of each, is a testament to his creativity and strong sense of place. It's like a thrilling virtual tour guide with the added excitement of the unexpected - in this case, murder and mystery.
In many ways, "The Good Murder Guide" serves as an irreverent exploration of murder and mystery, all presented through the lens of good-natured humor. It's a testament to Webster's talent that he can take such dark themes and turn them into a story that is as fun to read as it is compelling.
My girlfriend, despite initial hesitation, was surprisingly understanding when I shared the book's bizarre yet intriguing content. The book could be an excellent conversation starter, especially among friends and family with a taste for offbeat humor and mystery.
I wholeheartedly recommend "The Good Murder Guide" and I sincerely hope that it achieves the recognition it undoubtedly deserves. I believe it's a great gift for family, friends, or any avid readers who appreciate a good laugh mixed with a dose of mystery and intrigue.
Thank you, Karl Webster, for such an entertaining read. Here's to hoping for more of your work in the future.
Cheers,
Otto
"The Good Murder Guide" by Karl Webster is a fantastic fusion of mystery, humor, and uncanny storylines. It is a genuinely unique and captivating read that will keep you turning pages well past your bedtime, as I myself discovered, much to my girlfriend's chagrin.
Webster's writing style is smooth, engaging, and irresistibly hilarious. He manages to weave complex and bizarre narratives together effortlessly, creating a tapestry of unexpected scenarios that left me laughing out loud numerous times. The book is filled with unpredicted murder and sex scenes, all of which are handled with a perfect balance of humor and suspense. Although these scenes can be somewhat shocking at first glance, they are integral to the overall charm and appeal of the book.
As an Amsterdam tour guide, I found the intricate details and vivid descriptions of various locales within the book to be both enjoyable and impressive. Webster's ability to paint a vibrant picture of the locations, complete with the distinct quirks and characteristics of each, is a testament to his creativity and strong sense of place. It's like a thrilling virtual tour guide with the added excitement of the unexpected - in this case, murder and mystery.
In many ways, "The Good Murder Guide" serves as an irreverent exploration of murder and mystery, all presented through the lens of good-natured humor. It's a testament to Webster's talent that he can take such dark themes and turn them into a story that is as fun to read as it is compelling.
My girlfriend, despite initial hesitation, was surprisingly understanding when I shared the book's bizarre yet intriguing content. The book could be an excellent conversation starter, especially among friends and family with a taste for offbeat humor and mystery.
I wholeheartedly recommend "The Good Murder Guide" and I sincerely hope that it achieves the recognition it undoubtedly deserves. I believe it's a great gift for family, friends, or any avid readers who appreciate a good laugh mixed with a dose of mystery and intrigue.
Thank you, Karl Webster, for such an entertaining read. Here's to hoping for more of your work in the future.
Cheers,
Otto
February 22, 2023
This is a must read! Even my dog loved it!
I first read the first free 26 pages on Karl's webpage and I was hooked! I couldn't wait to buy the book, and see how this intriguing tale of a tour guide in Amsterdam would pan out. I was not disappointed.
Having lived and worked in Amsterdam for two years, I was able to follow all the locations stated in the book, although, one doesn't have to have lived there at all, as Karl's description of the place is spot on. He managed to describe the atmosphere of this compact but beautiful city to a tee.
The characters depicted in the book were brought to life and their personalities appeared to be so real, that one might know them, if not intimately. I have personally know some sociopaths, who could have very well fitted the picture described therein.
The main storyteller and protagonist, Wesley Bell, comes across as a caring, pro-feminist, peace-loving and altruistic person, whose life is beset by circumstances which can only be attributed to Kama. From a father, whom you wouldn't believe could beget a son like Wesley, to acquaintances that portray such behaviour as to make you wish them gone.
The humour, pathos and bathos of this volume, urges you wanting to keep turning the pages. Emotions of excitement, sorrow, wishful thinking and suspense run wild, but anticipation does not go unrewarded.
The book is well crafted and, as Adam Kay, another favourite of mine, says, "very funny and unique." If it doesn't get you to visit Amsterdam and take a tour, nothing will. But beware of sociopaths!
I first read the first free 26 pages on Karl's webpage and I was hooked! I couldn't wait to buy the book, and see how this intriguing tale of a tour guide in Amsterdam would pan out. I was not disappointed.
Having lived and worked in Amsterdam for two years, I was able to follow all the locations stated in the book, although, one doesn't have to have lived there at all, as Karl's description of the place is spot on. He managed to describe the atmosphere of this compact but beautiful city to a tee.
The characters depicted in the book were brought to life and their personalities appeared to be so real, that one might know them, if not intimately. I have personally know some sociopaths, who could have very well fitted the picture described therein.
The main storyteller and protagonist, Wesley Bell, comes across as a caring, pro-feminist, peace-loving and altruistic person, whose life is beset by circumstances which can only be attributed to Kama. From a father, whom you wouldn't believe could beget a son like Wesley, to acquaintances that portray such behaviour as to make you wish them gone.
The humour, pathos and bathos of this volume, urges you wanting to keep turning the pages. Emotions of excitement, sorrow, wishful thinking and suspense run wild, but anticipation does not go unrewarded.
The book is well crafted and, as Adam Kay, another favourite of mine, says, "very funny and unique." If it doesn't get you to visit Amsterdam and take a tour, nothing will. But beware of sociopaths!
May 10, 2023
I recently took a trip to Amsterdam and found myself fortunate enough to have booked a tour with Karl as my guide. After finishing the tour, which Karl made especially pleasing, I learned that he had recently written a book, how wonderful! Now I could extend my vacation after returning home through the pages of The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide. And that is exactly what I did.
To keep things short and sweet, this book was incredibly enjoyable to read, and I highly recommend giving it your time of day. Aside from the slew of situations which seem to increasingly outdo their predecessors in preposterousness, this book reels you in and places you right there alongside, your soon-to-be murdering friend, Wesley.
Throughout my reading, I found myself being particularly able to feel the different atmospheres and moods presented within the pages. When things were calm (seldomly), I felt that sense of relaxation myself. When Westley was with friends, it was as if I could have hopped right in and joined in on the conversation. Finally, and perhaps best of all, when things are hectic, unpredictable, psychedelic, or otherwise strange, you’ll feel it too if you give it a read.
Congrats Karl, you’ve done a great job!
To keep things short and sweet, this book was incredibly enjoyable to read, and I highly recommend giving it your time of day. Aside from the slew of situations which seem to increasingly outdo their predecessors in preposterousness, this book reels you in and places you right there alongside, your soon-to-be murdering friend, Wesley.
Throughout my reading, I found myself being particularly able to feel the different atmospheres and moods presented within the pages. When things were calm (seldomly), I felt that sense of relaxation myself. When Westley was with friends, it was as if I could have hopped right in and joined in on the conversation. Finally, and perhaps best of all, when things are hectic, unpredictable, psychedelic, or otherwise strange, you’ll feel it too if you give it a read.
Congrats Karl, you’ve done a great job!
February 22, 2023
Is it ever acceptable to kill another human being?
Well, no. Obviously. Although who hasn't at one time wished an untimely death on that dangerous driver, those sex traffickers, or even your local Sunday morning leaf blower? Could some murders be a bit... justified?
This question is at the heart of Mr Webster's thought-provoking and very funny book. His protagonist Wesley Bell is an English tour guide in Amsterdam, and one day he accidentally kills a customer. But his sense of guilt is diminished when he discovers that the tourist was someone the world is probably better off without.
And so it is with his next accidentally-on-purpose murder. Could he be on to something? Must all serial killers be thoroughly bad people? Wesley considers this while actively pursuing his other interests - finding love, drugs and meaning in the busy streets of Holland's capital city.
With bits of Buddhism, a smattering of philosophy and loads of action, the author keeps you hooked right until the end. The book made me want to revisit Amsterdam, and also to think of which people I'd like to murder. Hmm...
Well, no. Obviously. Although who hasn't at one time wished an untimely death on that dangerous driver, those sex traffickers, or even your local Sunday morning leaf blower? Could some murders be a bit... justified?
This question is at the heart of Mr Webster's thought-provoking and very funny book. His protagonist Wesley Bell is an English tour guide in Amsterdam, and one day he accidentally kills a customer. But his sense of guilt is diminished when he discovers that the tourist was someone the world is probably better off without.
And so it is with his next accidentally-on-purpose murder. Could he be on to something? Must all serial killers be thoroughly bad people? Wesley considers this while actively pursuing his other interests - finding love, drugs and meaning in the busy streets of Holland's capital city.
With bits of Buddhism, a smattering of philosophy and loads of action, the author keeps you hooked right until the end. The book made me want to revisit Amsterdam, and also to think of which people I'd like to murder. Hmm...
March 11, 2023
From the very first pages I was hooked by this book. Why? The novels nicely interwines several quite deep motives like how can you decide a person's value in the society and how to deal with an answered love feelings with much more day-to-day issues of where do I go to party tonight or how to enjoy your time in Amsterdam! Just because we all have to deal with these dilemma's at some point of our lives makes the the main character of the story Wesley Bell, an extravagant tour guide of the city of Amsterdam who is not shy of singing serenadies about his love for the city and his friends, strongly relatable. You read his hilarious and drammatic story of navigating through these questions where he never looses touch with his friends.
Also, cannot not miss this read if you ever visited Amsterdam or have always wanted to go! Paints a picture what it is like to Live in Amsterdam :)
Also, cannot not miss this read if you ever visited Amsterdam or have always wanted to go! Paints a picture what it is like to Live in Amsterdam :)
February 22, 2023
If you’ve ever observed somebody so thoroughly awful that you thought, WOW, the world would be so much better without you in it, then you’ll find this book very satisfying. It’s set in Amsterdam, so of course there’s sex and drugs and also – the title gives you a hint – some murders. Very much deserved murders.
It’s shocking, it’s funny, and it’s highly unusual. Death by wasp, anybody?
It’s also wonderful for it’s accurate descriptions of the people and places in Amsterdam, plus scenes of deeply human sadness, absurdity and hilarity. If you've visited Amsterdam, you'll recognise the places featured. Dark but funny and clever, I really enjoyed this book and hope the author writes more like this.
It’s shocking, it’s funny, and it’s highly unusual. Death by wasp, anybody?
It’s also wonderful for it’s accurate descriptions of the people and places in Amsterdam, plus scenes of deeply human sadness, absurdity and hilarity. If you've visited Amsterdam, you'll recognise the places featured. Dark but funny and clever, I really enjoyed this book and hope the author writes more like this.
September 18, 2024
I had the pleasure of meeting the author of the book while being guided on one of his tours. His guiding style combined impressive knowledge of Dutch culture and history with a sassy approach, childlike honesty, and an overall playful character. I’ve experienced many tours in my professional career, but this one definitely had a signature touch. He made me cry from laughter, and not just once. So, when I discovered that this quirky guide with a wealth of knowledge had written a book, I didn’t hesitate to get my hands on it. To sum it up, I enjoyed the book, especially the main character—his vibe, his lifestyle, and how he navigates challenges while doing the right thing, no matter the risk. I highly recommend it. One thing's for sure: you won't be bored reading it!
July 11, 2023
Crazy and hilarious situations where a tour guide that is going through a bad moment on his life is touched by the miraculous power of channeling negative energies into positive outcomes and turns into a cute serial killer with the holy mission of removing the bad guys from the earth: a foolish tourist, a heartless hypocrite, a womanizer, a gangster.
The writing, which is highly visual, gets at its best in the most intimate moments, such as at deep conversations with friends or sexual encounters with lovers. They are so genuine an well-described that one could almost feel inside the scenes.
Perfect story for the Coen Brothers' style movie that hasn't been made in Amsterdam yet.
The writing, which is highly visual, gets at its best in the most intimate moments, such as at deep conversations with friends or sexual encounters with lovers. They are so genuine an well-described that one could almost feel inside the scenes.
Perfect story for the Coen Brothers' style movie that hasn't been made in Amsterdam yet.
December 20, 2023
I am not sure i like Karl Webster. I like his novel a lot, but i am not sure i like him. When i read The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide - i feel conflicted. I think Wesley is a pussy - yet he dares the range of things i would certainly never dare. When i am reading it, there are often times when i feel a desperate need to somehow get inside the story and slap some sense into Wesley - many of his problems are a result of his hesitation. But as I read on - i discovered that Wesley is capable of remarkable debauchery, a guy who has a genuine De Sade inside him. This novel had completely engrossed me for some days. Still, i have my doubts about the author. What made that guy so twisted?
June 21, 2025
Written by (and procured from) our tour guide in Amsterdam. This is a fun, but dark tale of a British tour guide in Amsterdam and his chance presence at deaths of others - not exactly murder but his presence makes them happen. But of bad people. Odious people. The jokes roll from the pages and there is a tight core of characters. Although the book breaks into the deaths as sections, the main storylines for the characters are threaded throughout. A very enjoyable read and elevated the memory of our tour of Amsterdam.
February 22, 2023
I was recommended this book by a friend and was not disappointed!
This is the story of Wesley Bell, an Amsterdam tour guide who despises "sociopaths" (misogynists, racists, evil billionaires etc.), as well as himself. Funny, sincere and utterly entertaining, I couldn’t put this one down. Perfect for anyone with a darker sense of humor, or perhaps anyone who’s fed up with the terrible people in this world.
This is the story of Wesley Bell, an Amsterdam tour guide who despises "sociopaths" (misogynists, racists, evil billionaires etc.), as well as himself. Funny, sincere and utterly entertaining, I couldn’t put this one down. Perfect for anyone with a darker sense of humor, or perhaps anyone who’s fed up with the terrible people in this world.
November 7, 2024
Reading Webster's new book is like peeking into an adventurous friend's life. We all know that guy, who doesn't live a conventional life, that friend, who likes to take a chance and then tell the story.
This novel hits on all levels. It tells a thrilling story through relatable characters while establishing a compelling commentary about morality.
Amsterdam is a character on its own. You get to witness the dark side of the city, as well as the hype facade that conceals it.
You'll find intriguing detective work, love stories, action sequences, and a text infused with poetry. In a form, only a true Englishman can concoct.
The two best words to describe it would be "honest" and "thought-provoking"
This novel hits on all levels. It tells a thrilling story through relatable characters while establishing a compelling commentary about morality.
Amsterdam is a character on its own. You get to witness the dark side of the city, as well as the hype facade that conceals it.
You'll find intriguing detective work, love stories, action sequences, and a text infused with poetry. In a form, only a true Englishman can concoct.
The two best words to describe it would be "honest" and "thought-provoking"
December 13, 2024
Saw this book in the local bookshop and as an Amsterdam guide myself I just had to take it home. Loved every moment of it and I can confirm its 100% accurate. Its a love letter to Amsterdam (en daar kunnen er niet genoeg van zijn, we leven in de mooiste stad van het land) and to everything human, more than that, to life itself. Voelt ook de tijdsgeest haarscherp aan, who knew murder could be Good Murder (#freeLuigi, and f*ck dj Khaled)
Absolutely loved it!
Absolutely loved it!
February 24, 2023
Fantastic! Funny! And very clever.
So not miss this gem.
I have never laughed so much for a long time.
Could not put this book down. Such a funny interesting and unique story.
I am sure it will be a massive hit.
It deserves to be!!
Would have given it 10 stars if they were there to give.
Brilliant 🤩
So not miss this gem.
I have never laughed so much for a long time.
Could not put this book down. Such a funny interesting and unique story.
I am sure it will be a massive hit.
It deserves to be!!
Would have given it 10 stars if they were there to give.
Brilliant 🤩
March 12, 2023
A deliciously sinful journey of death, sex, and life as a tour guide in Amsterdam. A book that will give you lots of laughs and ponder morality sometimes both in the same moment. I'd especially recommend it to anyone who has been, lives, or is curious about the city of Amsterdam as I feel it captures it's essence.
May 17, 2023
Very well-written and entertaining novel.
A must-read for anyone who's lived in Amsterdam for a while, or anyone in love with the city.
This book rich on many levels and can be enjoyed by avid readers, but also by people who are not so used to reading (anymore), due to the accessibility of the plot and the captivating flow.
So, put your phone away and just give it a go!
A must-read for anyone who's lived in Amsterdam for a while, or anyone in love with the city.
This book rich on many levels and can be enjoyed by avid readers, but also by people who are not so used to reading (anymore), due to the accessibility of the plot and the captivating flow.
So, put your phone away and just give it a go!
May 22, 2023
Reading this book was such a ride! It’s intimate, funny, very clever and provides an exciting and interesting view on how to deal with sociopaths… I can’t say too much because of spoilers ;) I read it in 2 days because I couldn’t stop reading. Oh, and felt like having transformative sex and a lot of drugs at the end haha! Mustread!
June 16, 2025
Admittedly, I bought this book while taking a tour with the author in Amsterdam. Karl was an amazing, funny and witty tour guide, so I was eager to read his book. That being said, I felt like this book kept building and building to nothing. Overall it has some funny lines, but falls flat. That being said, I'd give another book by Webster a try.
September 6, 2024
I enjoyed every single page of Karl's book. From the very beginning he captivates your attention, this is a book that will make you laugh, it'll make you nervous and for sure it'll trap you in a good way.
I got distracted many times while I am reading, however this book kept my focus!
I got distracted many times while I am reading, however this book kept my focus!
February 25, 2023
Brilliant book! Funny, intriguing, dark, not for the faint-hearted. Main character Wesley may do some "bad" things, but I still loved him and wanted him to be OK. Totally recommend this book.
March 13, 2023
Just finished this this morning. I loved it. Wicked funny and probably the funniest serious book I ever read. Or the most serious funny book maybe. 100% recommend.
June 29, 2023
The Amsterdam Good Murder Guide is an ideal summertime read! I recently was on vacation in Amsterdam and was not planning on starting a book while on this trip. But I have to admit it greatly enhanced my travel experience, offering up a colorful backdrop for my time there. Amsterdam came alive through the pages of the book and eyes of the hero and a colorful cast of characters. The story is as poignant as it is humorous. I look forward to read more from Karl Webster. Bravo!!
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