DAME AGATHA CHRISTIE AND HER PEERS
Crispin prepares for us a cozy who-done-it, in the world of opera/academia, with an exquisite side of 'impossible-crime-locked-room' elements, sprinkled with bits of wit that would make even Oscar Wilde laugh.
CAST - 5 stars: Author Crispin (a composer)gets his own opening line: "There are few creatures more stupid than the average singer." And Crispin doesn't hesitate to re-enter discussions at various points, especially evaluating various composers over the years.. Professor Gervase Fen talks like this throughout the entire book: "It argues a certain poverty of imagination that in a world where atom physicists walk the streets unharmed, emitting their habitual wails about the misuse of science by politicians, a murderer can find a not more deserving victim than some unfortunate opera singer..." And Fen's transportation? A noisy sports car named "Lilly Christine III". "But of course she was laid up during the war, and I don't think it's improved her. Things keep falling out of the engine," Fen explains. There is, oddly, a Cypriot waiter who is rude. I've never encountered a waiter from Cyprus in a murder mystery! Adam Langley is "more cultured...intelligent...svelte...than the majority of operatic tenors..." and is married to Elizabeth Harding, a writer researching an episode for a new book during rehearsals for a Wagner opera. Joan Davis is the experienced diva of the story and has recently completed a tour of America: she's been "Playing Boheme and dying of consmption five times weekly. As a matter of fact I nearly died of overeating. You should go to America, Adam. They have food there." And I must mention The Master, he who at one point says about another character: "He pursued women. And that, I presume, is an activity to be included in the definition of madness." (Is this Crispin again?) And then there is Peacock, the young director, who makes a proposal of marriage: "One gets the best things nowadays in second-hand shops"...and it works. Fen is simply 5-star brilliant here. The rest of the cast is also smart...and funny...and memorable.
ATMOSPHERE - 5 stars: With an entire opera house at his disposal, Crispin takes us everywhere. "...the large rococo splendours ...Tier upon tier of boxes and galleries...towered into the upper darkness. Callipygic Boucher cherubs and putti held lean striated pillars in a passionate embrace. The great chandelier swayed fractionally in a draught, its crystal pendants winking like fireflies..." Then there are the "chamberpots fitted with musical boxes which come into operation when they are lifted from the floor. It embarrasses his guests greatly..." Dressing rooms, stage doors, and a sensational set-up for the impossible crime.
PLOT - 4 stars: A lead singer is murdered. Fen wants to know, first, why [was] 'Victim X' tied as well as doped with nembutal? But Adam replies, "You forget the real problem. That is, how anyone could manage to kill 'Victim X' at all?" We have what looks like a suicide, but is actually a murder. But said murder takes place in a locked room, so that's impossible, right? This is really good stuff!
INVESTIGATION - 4: Fen asks questions as he roams from residence to opera house to bars and hotel rooms. And if he is questioning someone and they won't give him an answer? "There's a diamond tiara gone. And the specification of the atomic bomb. So if we're all reduced to molecular dust before we have time to turn around it will be your fault." Toward the end of the novel we find this conversation:
Fen: "I threw a brick at a window and threatened to shoot a chemist."
Cop: "Brick? Chemist?"
Fen: "Do stop repeating everything I say...I'll see you later."
RESOLUTION - 4: Fen, carrying around a copy of "Imitation of Christ" brilliantly resolves this impossible crime. And oh, it's a beautiful thing. After all, how can the same man commit 2 murders, but not commit either of them? That's all I can say. There is a bit of a plot-hole, and perhaps I've got something wrong, but I can't quite give this a 5 star rating: the resolution isn't quite "And Then There Were None" or "Roger Akroyd" brilliant.
SUMMARY: 4.4. Crispin is a blast here. On the cover: "A splendidly intricate and superior locked-room mystery," writes the New York Times. I agree. And on the back cover, the Boston Globe says of Crispin: "One of the most literate mystery writers of the 20th century." Read it if only for the comedic elements. But, guaranteed good times for all.