Re Reckless Conduct - Susan Napier's contribution to the 9 to 5 series is a hilarious study of a meek and mild h improving her confidence and her assertiveness by changing her life when she changes her hair color.
This h has been through tragedy after tragedy over the last two years. An efficient upper executive secretary, she is also the preferred company trainer for up-and-coming new assistants and was a devoted caretaker of her mother, her father and her elderly cat Frank.
She had a tepid, boring fiance too. But after her mother had a stroke after the death of her older brother, then passed on herself, her father fell ill from a broken heart. The h's money grubbing fiance wanted to put him in a care facility, as he decided that home care cost too much.
The h dumped his apathetic and heartless hiney toot sweet and then devoted herself to her father's care. He died a week later. Then the h had a spot of work embarrassment when someone spiked the punch at the company holiday party and the highly inebriated h crawled into an office to sleep it off.
She managed to sneak out of the office with nothing more than some strange, vague dreams of angels and demons fighting over her body. Then her 18 year cat Frank died when he got hit by a car, the h found him when she came home from work and that was the final blow.
The h decided that life is too fragile and short to live behind a set of rigid rules and plans and all of her devotion and kindness has left her alone and sad. She figures blonde's have way more magnetism, assertiveness and fun and she is tired of being called a little brown mouse.
Because her parents were well insured and a land developer wants to buy her childhood home, the h decides to make a drastic change. She bleaches her hair to a very professional shading of platinum's and buys herself a whole new wardrobe of miniskirts.
When the book opens, an expensive bottle blonde woman in very high heels is slinking her way across the courtyard of the H's 19 story office building. The H is the Chief mucky muck of his firm and has a very convenient executive telescope set up before his panoramic view.
Ostensibly, the telescope is for soothing views of the New Zealand harbour, but in reality, the H is checking out the men who are checking out the lethal blonde as she makes her way across the flag stones.
The H has nothing good to think about bottled blondes, tho he does hope he is over his younger self's fatal fascination with them. When the blonde disappears, the H gets back to his original goal, which involves some sort of plans for a very specific woman.
The h is the blonde of course and shows up a little later than her usual work time to make a big first impression with her new look and get the office drama over with at once.
Everyone is definitely surprised as this formerly staid and serene company stanchion of executive efficiency totally wows them with the flashy golden light she had been hiding under a brown serge bushel.
Her immediate boss has a panic attack tho. The big boss H has requested the h for a special assignment and after the h shows that she is still the formidable office organizer underneath that platinum streaked mane, the h's immediate boss is trying to convince the h to change back to her usual staid self.
The h determinedly refuses and in the process of that hilarious debate, which the h is winning, the H wanders into the office right as the h's boss is in the middle of changing his shirt. (He spit out his coffee all over his previous one when he first saw the h.)
The H and h have some verbal banter of their own up in his office and the H wants the h to mentor his 15 year old daughter in a menial office job for her school holidays.
His somewhat meddling mother in law needs a rest to recover from some illness and he doesn't feel like sending his child off to mentor with the mother-in-law's choice of a suitable future wife for him.
After the mother in law, the wanna be OW and the H's daughter walk into the H's office while the H has his hands tangled in the h's garters, there are lots of raised eyebrows and the h escapes. The h and H meet again later that night.
The h had accepted a date with the office Lothario and they end up at the same night club as the H and his group of friends, including the wanna be OW. The h is daringly dressed in a gold metal link dress and the H and h have more verbal banter as the h tries to convince the H that she is not a suitable caretaker for his impressionable young daughter.
It soon becomes apparent that there is more to the H's motives than what he is admitting too. He refuses to accept the h's excuses and soon the h is taking the H's daughter around on her lunch hour, getting their ears pierced and buying go-with-anything white Porsche Carreras.
The h manages to get manipulated into buying an apartment in the H's building too. The verbal banter between them as the H swears that the h is trying to drive him around the bend and his desperate jealousy when the h starts dating OM, and taking various classes to meet more, is quite entertaining.
Eventually a book of erotic pictures is found in the h's book collection and the Lurve Force Mojo between the H and h fairly sizzles. The H finally admits that he and the h had a one night Purple Passion moment during that unremembered office holiday party and the h is mortified.
The H had been traveling for days when he got to the office party, he was jet lagged and he drank a few of the spiked punches. He normally doesn't drink, but when he got into his personal office, he found the h all cuddled up and crying and things led to things and Passionate Mojo Moments Happened -to the mutual enjoyment of them both - but the h was too toasted to remember.
The H explains that his father was an alcoholic, his birth mother was a trampy gold digging bottle blonde who abandoned him to his father and step mother for money, but refused to allow the H's step mother to adopt him.
Then the H met his first wife, also a bottle blonde, and the daughter of the owner of the H's current company. Their marriage was a torment of never ending games of jealousy and potential cheating on the wife's part, until she and the H's father in law were killed in an accident.
So the H has a firm dislike of unnatural blonde bombshells, but they are also his fatal attraction and the h is attracting him madly.
They decide on a one night stand and there is much Purple Passion Mojo and bronze garter belts involved. The H then tells the h that she really wants more than just a one night stand, (or two night stand, as it is,) and the h agrees. They decide to embark upon an affair.
But first, the H demands that the h go to a doctor and get checked out, otherwise there will be no mutual exploration of his lurve club. The h goes to her doctor and finds out she is preggers. She is pretty gobsmacked about the whole thing, but is called up to the H's office once again.
We get a pretty convoluted explanation that the h is having some sort of mental fugue state and behaving erratically as a result of her first night o' love with the H. (The H even called a psychiatrist friend of his to verify that.)
The H claims that he has been trying to manage and ensnare the h with manly mojo for months now, because he just can't stay away from her charms and she is constantly hi-jacking his thoughts.
The h admits that she loves the H and he declares that he loves her too, right before they decide to re-christen his office couch. His mother in law forces her way in while the H and h are roofie kissing on the couch.
The h and H are seen by half the executive floor staff and the h hastens to announce that she and the H are celebrating their new engagement to preserve the H's company chairman reputation.
The H immediately agrees they are getting married and rapidly pulls out a huge diamond ring - the H was all prepared to propose, but he will accept the h's very well done proposal instead.
The mother in law starts complaining that the H's request for a registry office wedding is too abrupt, but as the h announces her pregnancy right at that moment, the mother in law decides that tomorrow morning won't be soon enough.
The book ends with a cute little epilogue of the H once again using his telescope in his penthouse office. This time there is a blonde bombshell in a black swing coat and three little mini blondes in swing coats too, they are making their way up to their daddy's big office.
The H, h, their three triplet daughters and the H's older daughter are happily together and the h announces that there is another holiday baby or three on the way for the big HEA.
This one was very funny and the H's frustrations as the h was determined to get out and live a little are truly hilarious. If you are looking for a light-hearted office romance with a dip into some more serious pools about self validation and gaining self confidence, it is hard to find a better HP outing than this.
Tho the H's assumption that the h was erratic and only acting out because of their drunken one nighter was a bit egotistical, as were his many, many manipulations, the h truly does gain self esteem and a backbone over the course of this and the HEA is adorable. Give this one a go if you run into it, it is fast, amusingly frivolous and great day at the HP office.